Big dicks

"I like- god, this is embarrassing. I like big dicks," Hazel said, looking back to Mike for his reaction.

Mike just chuckled and hung his thumbs around his sweatpants, "well, I think you'll find me reasonably well equipped."

Hazel shook her head, "nuh-uh hun. If your bulge didn't enter the room before you did, you aren't big enough."

"Jesus, what kind of cocks have you been around?" Mike's mouth had spilled open once more, and he caght himself wondering if 8 was really anything of note.

"None! I mean, there was my boyfriend from highschool, but like, he was only 6 or something," Hazel gave a nervous chuckle, "no, I want a huge cock. Something that could only exist in porn."

"Ooookay, how about this," Mike took a deep breath, thinking through his next words carefully, "you say a length, and my cock will grow to that size. The rest of the proportions like girth, balls, and cumload will also increase proportionally."

"Oh damn okay," Hazel was hopping from one foot to the other, her grin genuine and wide, "four feet!"

"WHAT!?"

Mike keeled forward as his pants exploded. His cock, now a third of his whole bodyweight, was covered in tattered bits of fabric. His testicles, easily the size of gym balls, slammed into the tiled floor hard enough to make him wince. The cock slammed into Hazel, taking her legs out from under her. She came down with him, her knees landing on top of his enormous veiny balls. Mike screamed in silence, tears streaming from his eyes.

"Oh my god are you okay?" Hazel leapt off the mattress of cock, "I'm sorry, I should've gone smaller!"

"No, no, don't- eek! Don't worry about it," Mike said, his voice having risen several octaves, "my penis and balls are immune to all pain/physical damage."

Mike's face switched to one of relief as the agony vanished. He reached up and wiped away the tears.

Hazel dropped to her knees, careful to not land on his cock this time. She reached a purple hand to the cock head, now the size of an actual head, and began to run her fingers along it. Mike grunted, and a lump of pre trickled out onto the floor. The room was filled with the smell of cum in an instant. Both Hazel and Mike scrunched up their noses as the salty, copper smell permeated everything.

"Both my cum and precum actually smell nice."

In an instant, the room smelled of honey and pine trees. A deep textured scent, with just a little hint of sweetness. It reminded Mike of camping, and Hazel of her home.

Mike suddenly felt dizzy. He saw the world split in two, as Hazel looked at him in turn.

"My erection doesn't cause blood loss!" Mike yelled.

Hazel heard_ "myyyy erc-ton does blood losssssss!" _But it seemed to do the trick. Mike's vision returned, and his cock was slowly turning from a coiled snake to a thick iron pole.

"In fact... my cock gets erections just as easily as it used to without any ill effects. My cock also might as well weigh as much as it used to, at least to me, allowing me to carry it around without a problem."

As he enunciated the last 'm', his cock leapt out of Hazel's hands. If she'd been sitting any closer, she'd have been flung into the roof by this enormous, fully erect mass that now towered over her.

She leapt to her feet, her grin bouncing around more than her tits, as she buried her nose into the cock slit and took a deep breath. Mike was still sitting on the floor, his legs spread wide to accomodate for his massive balls, when he saw Hazel peek around. Her face was covered in clear, sticky liquid, wiping around what little makeup she had. Her grin remained as she breathed in the wonderful scent. She darted her tongue out to lick it up, and her smile faltered.

"Bleh, what've you been eating hun? This tastes like poison!"

"Rude," Mike said, "my cum tastes even better than it smells!"

"Oh shit, sorry, I don't know what came over me," Hazel said, before licking all the precum her tongue could reach. Her fingers leapt up to her face, pushing the clear ambrosia down to her waiting lips.

In an instant, she was back at the slit, attacking it with her tongue. Mike felt the comparitvely tiny organ sliding around the inside of his cock, sending shiver down the length. The monolith convulsed again, rewarding her efforts with even more pre. He heard her gulp it down, slurping and licking, sniffing and moaning. Her hands grabbed either side of the cock head, her gentle touch sliding up and down. Her hands matched the circular rythmn of her tongue, and Mike watched a huge blue vein grow massive as his cock flexed. Mike's head whipped backwards, and his legs squeezed his balls together, propelling the pleasure further through his body. He let out a long moan through clenched teeth, trying to hold his gigantic virgin cock from drowning his partner.