Bidding up against eachother

Linda waits for the waiter to come over to bring her another bottle of wine.

She pours in the bottle and sees how everybody at the table is actually waiting for what she will say next. She knows she now was in total control so she takes her time. She takes a slow sip of her wine.

Linda: "Well here is how we going to handle who will have fun with me. You all are going to make me an offer what you would want to do with me. The two with the best offers actually gets to have sex with me. But you all only get ONE offer. So pick your wildest fantasy!"

Linda: "let's hear it from you first John?"

John: "I would fuck your asshole really hard! And that's something I never even done with my wife or anybody else! You would be the very first one I would try anal sex with!"

Linda: "Well temping, but I already said I wanted to be the dominant one tonight..."

Linda: "How about you Mary? What would your offer be?"

Mary: "Since this evening started I have been thinking about John fucking my asshole. I am really curious what it would feel like with a big dick up my ass. So my offer would be for you to take my anal virginity with a huge strap-on."

John: "YOU FUCKING SLUT!"

John really can't believe what his wife is saying. He has been fantasizing about fucking his wife up the ass for years now. And now she is just offering her ass up to some random girl.

Linda: "Really interesting... That sounds like I fun thing to do... But let's see if your daughter's can still top that!

Linda: "Lisa?"