Better than They Expected

“Ok so this is going to be hard to believe and I don’t really have an explanation myself so I’m just going to show you”

With that Tobias walked his female body out into the living room and from two points of view he got to see Ronnie’s mouth drop. He knew how she reacted to the Residents Evil vampire lady, so it’s no surprise the curvy 6 foot 1 redhead got her a little hot and bothered.

Not hot and bothered enough it would seem as she quickly turned to Tobias and said with a hint of anger “Toby why is there an Amazon in your room wearing your clothes?”

“You mean you don’t recognize me Ronnie?” Said Amazon replies.

Upon hearing her voice, his girlfriend turned back, stares deep into her new face, then back at the old male one, and they saw her mouth drop for a second time

“Toby?? What’s going on? Do you have a twin you never told me about? Who also has that cute scar on her chin? Wait is the scar a weird cult thing? Are you in a weird cult?”

That gets a laugh out of both of their mouths, and they decide to finally tell her what they know.

“It’s a perfectly normal cult I’ll have you know” he starts with a smirk “but no I’m not in a cult and I don’t have a twin”

“Than who is this??”

“We’ll it’s me” both bodies said

“I passed out with an insane headache last night” he continued

“And when I woke up, I found myself in control of two bodies! And one of them looked like this!” She finished

Ronnie just stood there taking it all in, then asked female Tobias “alright Toby if that’s really you, say something about me that you wouldn’t have told some secret cult twin”

With a laugh she responds “well you were really into the Beatles as a kid and cried for three days when you found out John Lennon died. In 2006. Your first time ended in the ER because your crush slipped on the condom and needed stitches on his head. You have that birthmark on your ass in the shape of Italy, with the boot kicking you right in the bu-“

“Ok ok i believe you!” She says, face redder that you’ve ever seen “so this is really you?”

“Yep all me. Well I guess only half of me. I mean like this body is 100% me, but it’s not 100% of me-“

She cuts her off again, this time with a quick kiss that they really enjoy from the third person vantage point of their male body

“Ok now I really believe it’s you. Only one person can start rambling like that about the most random things. And that’s one of the things I love about him. Them? What do I say now”

“Yeah I had a whole existential crisis earlier and I think they works”

“Gotcha. So to summarize. I am now dating two extremely sexy people that share the mind of my amazing boyfriend?”

“Yeah pretty much”

“In that case” she says turning towards the female body with a very playful grin “let’s get to know the new you”