Better not.

You watch the creepy sex for a little bit trying to decide what to do with him, but when he pulls out a meat cleaver and sets up to chop off a hand you decide that even if it is essentially a movie , it isn’t something that you want to watch. Pulling a cute little black and white cat out of your bag you give it the parameters of the information you need and set it down. It’s eyes flicker for a couple of seconds, then it runs off. You pull your skateboard and chase after it. About twenty seconds later you are standing in front of an ornate helmet in a glass case, the target. Three samurai attack and you pull your defenses. First is a red skinned horned sexy as hell devil cheerleader in a black version of your uniform. She pounces on the first samurai, disarms him and they start making out. The second is a cute fat black and white cat, it lets out a little, “meow” then charges the second like a bull punting the samurai into the sun. The third you block his sword thrusts with your skateboard for a few seconds till you can get out your third weapon, a comically large break open single shot pistol. Boom. The samurai de-rezzes and you eject the shell and reload. Opening your bag the cat and demon girl hop back in, the girl taking the gun with her for you and blowing you a kiss.

You open the case with one of those cool glass cutters with the plungers and connecting wires so no circuits get broken. Helm in hand you pull a very business looking woman in a short skirt and white leather blazer with a small hat with a tag that says “press” she holds a mini tape recorder and has a camera on a strap hung around her neck. “Find me something valuable Vicky.

Vicky smiles, “You got it boss.” She then proceeds to run around the nearby area so fast She is blurry. Fifteen seconds later she hands you an ornate vase, a key, and a very large sword. All of it in your pack you pull your cell phone and disconnect the call.

Back in the real world you don’t even bother to check what you have, confidant that Vicky did her job. Moments later you are heading for the exit when you are attacked by more security droids. Your new silenced rifle rips them to shreds once more and you easily make it to your bike. Roaring it to life you are soon speeding through the city with a huge smile on your face. It is late and you’re a bit tired but the adrenaline rush hasn’t faded yet. Hard to decide if you should go sell your extra loot, party, or go get some sleep.