Better hold off for now.

You decide it would be better to hold off and drink slowly. You're going to need to keep an eye on your intoxicated friend who was busily working through her second tall mug. Once she gets a few beers in her, she loses her self-control and things tend to go downhill from there. It's never been that bad of situation, but she's hitting the sauce hard tonight.

You're about to ask her if she wants some food when the door to the bar opens and you look over to see the newcomer. Your eyes widen in shocked horror. Standing in the doorway was the asshole himself, Keith. His slicked back platinum blonde hair didn't seem to have been disturbed by the rain and his expensive suit didn't look much worse for the wear either. You can tell why Melody fell so hard for him; the guy is practically oozing charisma and he has a very muscular body, like the kind you see in Abercrombie & Fitch ads. He had a smug grin on his face and you wanted nothing more than to wipe it off his face. By his side was a very thin and very curvey blonde girl with lipstick as red as an apple. She wore a thin dress that left very little to the imagination and her large breasts were almost the size of her head. Together, they looked like the cover of a cheesy dime-store romance novel.

You tried to hide your face and prayed they wouldn't come to the bar, but it just wouldn't be your luck if things worked out that way. Turns out they were headed right toward you.

"Jack?" Melody asked, looking at your worried expression. "Waz goin' on?"

"Well, well." Keith's arrogant and annoying voice broke through the air. "What a coincidence! I thought I saw you there, Jack-boy." His condescending nickname only caused your face to flush angrily. You watch helplessly as Melody's eyes widened and her face contorted into a look of surprised anguish.

"Keith." She whispered in disbelief.

"Hey, babe." Keith put his hand on Melody's shoulder. "You ran out so suddenly back at the resteraunt."

"Dunna touch me!" Melody shrugged his hand away violently. "Yer a good-fer-nothin' man-whore!"

"Whoa whoa!" Keith held his hands up. "Someone's a little drunk. On the rag too, I bet."

"Fuck you, ya big prick!" She hissed at him angrily. "Fuck you and yer little sex toy!" She glared at the blonde girl, who shrunk back in surprise.

"Oh, don't be like that!" Keith shakes his head. "What's with all the hate?"

"You dumped her, you jerk!" You speak up, unable to hold your tongue any longer.

"Easy, sport." He said, patting your head. Your blood boils even more. "It's her fault for getting so clingy."

"What?!" Both you and Melody shout.

"I mean c'mon. We had great sex. You're a real freak in the sack, baby. But it was just sex. I can't help it if you tried to make more out of it than that."

"We dated fer over a year!" She cried out, tears in her eyes.

"Yeah, because you give great head. But it wasn't serious."

"YES IT WAS!" Melody shreiks. You are vaguely aware of all the bar patrons staring at you, but you're in a rage now, and it's all focused on the son of a bitch ahead of you.

"It's not like we didn't see other people on the side." Keith wrapped his arms around the girl next to him. Melody's mouth hung open in shock.

"I never saw anyone else!"

"Well, it's not my fault you didn't take advantage of the situation." He shrugged. "Other girls dig guys who are 'taken'. What was I supposed to do, say no to them?"

"I dunna believe this..." Melody said, sadness and disgust in her eyes. "I'm gonna be sick."

"Look, let's not let this get out of hand. My offer for a threesome is still on the table. I know you've had some bisexual fantasies." He smiled and turned to you. "She told me all about them." Melody looks at you in horror and fear as one of the only secrets she never told you is revealed. You are slightly shocked, but it doesn't throw off your ire. "So what do you say, sweetcheeks? Want to eat out Tiffany here while I fuck your ass?"

"Okay, that's it!" You stand up and glare at Keith. "You have three seconds to get the hell out of here, asshole! I don't want to see you around Melody again!"

"Oh! Big words, chief." Keith laughed and stood up straight. He was taller, larger, stronger, and all-around physically superior to you. Kinda makes it hard to be intimidating. "No need to get jealous all of a sudden. I know you've always wanted to do her and you hate me because I was fucking her every night while you sat at home and jerked off."

"I hate you because you're a cheating douchebag!" You growl.

"Oh come off it." He sighed and shock his head. "Look, now you have your chance. I see you're taking advantage of the situation, getting her all drunk while she's emotionally ****." Your ears feel like they're on fire. "I bet you can't wait to tap that ass, huh?" He grinned lecherously. "Trust me, buddy. It's worth it. She can be a real slutty whore in bed."

Oh, he didn't.