No Time. Melody Interrupts First.

You are about to tell Keith to fuck right off, but before you get a chance to do so, Melody suddenly bursts back into the conversation. Loaded with **** and a lack of inhibition, she throws an arm around your shoulder and gives Keith an icy glare before finally opening her mouth and letting words spew forth.

"Who says he hasn' already, huh?" She slurs angrily. "Fer yer in-fer-mation, dickhead, Jack has been railin' me fer months!" Your eyes widen in surprise and you can't help but turn to stare at her in shock. Then you glance back at Keith, who was looking pretty taken aback too. This reaction fuels Melody further. "Th-that's right! He's had me in ev'ry puh-sition yah can imagine an' I loved ev'ry second of it." Your face flushes slightly at the mental image this produces.

"Okay, okay." Keith waved his hand dismissively. "You've obviously drunk yourself stupid, because you just admitted to me that you never slept with anyone else."

"I...I wass lyin'!" She quickly makes up. "Conshiderin' how much yah suck in bed, I needed a reeeal man ta fuck me. An' Jack fucks me better than yah ever could!" Your face continues to turn redder as you start to realize other bar patrons are watching this unfold.

"Now I know you're fucking around." Keith crossed his arms. "You know I rocked your world every night. Desperation doesn't look good on you, your crazy bitch. It only makes you look pathetic." You finally regain your footing and prepare to tell Keith off, but Melody once again jumps in ahead of you.

"How could yah have ever rawked my world with tha measly little pencil dick of yers, huh?" She spits angrily. "Yer dick is a limp fuckin' noodle."

"Now that I can dispute." The blonde girl finally speaks up. "I've had his dick plenty of times and it is as long and strong as they come. You and I both know that, don't we sweetie?" Melody finally finds herself speechless and she just lowers he gaze to the floor. She wraps her arms around Keith's bicep and gives the redhead a bitchy smile. "He has given me so many orgasms over the past few months. And I know how to give him everything he wants. Maybe that's why he always ended up in my bed after you left his side. I think we all know who really sucks in bed." Her expression gets really nasty. "Go run off and make up some more imaginary sex like the sad, pathetic little girl you are."

You have never wanted to punch a girl in the face as much as you do right now. You have to hold back from ruining her latest nose job and focus on supporting Melody. Before you can say anything though, Melody starts to tear up and cry. Filled with shame and embarrassment, she turns and bolts out of the bar without so much as saying a word to you.

"Ha ha, nice!" Keith said, hugging his girl. Then he looked over at you disdainfully. "What are you still doing here, skidmark? Shouldn't you be running after her? I'm sure she could use more of your 'railing'." He thrusts his hands in your face and makes air quotes at you.