Better get some wheels

Okay, so now you've just gotten your first mission, and a pretty good shot at getting some later. Which is good, but you've also got a first problem to take care of, and that's that the map – which you call pull up intuitively – says that there's quite a distance between you and your target location. And while you could walk and there's probably some sort of public transit, running away on foot or jumping onto a bus once you've completed your mission hardly seems heroic. So you'll need a car then, and since the game should have told you if you already own one, you'll just have to steal one.

It doesn't take you long to find a perfect candidate.

It's not only sleek and sporty-looking, but also bright green, so it suits your complexion, although with flames on the hood. Really though, what sells it to you as being perfect to steal is that it's equipped with vanity plates that read 'BTCH HNTR', thus strongly suggesting that its owner is a huge asshole. And a moron. He's probably got neon lights mounted in the engine bay or something.

As you approach the car, you have no idea if you know how to hot-wire it, but an elbow to the driver's seat window shatters it, and suddenly you're inside. The car's alarm wails for a couple of seconds, but your hands are working on their own volition: removing a panel, unhooking the alarm, and crossing some wires to fire up the car.

Once you've fastened yourself in and shut the door, the car's turbo roars to life, and you're off.

It's a ten-minute drive, with the car's GPS telling you where to go. So that part was easy at least, and allowed you a couple minutes worth of experience driving on a virtual highway.

When you get to your target location and pull over down the street from it, you find that it's a six-story, red brick building that looks pretty solid, and goes with the mix of futuristic and retro designs of the cars and buildings you saw on the driver over. There's also a giant neon figure of a busty woman bending forwards as she pulls down her knickers over the double doors of the main entrance, and the figure's heeled feet are resting on top of a neon sign that reads 'The Sweet Sweet Pussy Inn'. There are smaller signs on each sides of the doors too, saying things like 'Live Sex Shows' and 'Satisfaction Guaranteed'. Great, you're raiding a fucking brothel.

As you stand on the pavement looking at the building, you spot a figure up on the roof, holding a rifle and looking down at you. Yeah, odds are you're pretty heavily outnumbered, which means it's time to weigh your options. You could try a frontal **** and shoot your way in, hoping that the game will let you get away with it. You could pose as a customer and get in that way, although they'd probably make you check in your guns. Another option is to sneak inside, probably via the roof. Or, maybe you can think of something else.