Better Texas, Obviously ~

The two weasels charge at eachother until...

Better Texas manages to land the first punch, right into Loser Texas' face, knocking her straight onto her back, making her eyes spin like spirals and her tongue flop out, but she shakes her head left and right and her vision comes back just in time for her to see Better Tex's smelly, dirty foot about to come down on her face, but Loser Texas manages to roll out of the way just in time as Better Tex's foot slams down into the mud where her head once was, Loser Texas gets back up and into a fighting stance, "Wowie!, that was a close one!, The Sherriff almost became a new insole in Better Tex's worn out boots!" Jacks proclaims to the crowd excitedly, "Can y'all stop calling her Better Texas!" Tex shouts out in anger, "Well we have to call her something Sherriff!, makes it easier for the crowd to know who their rooting for!" Jacks laughs, "Can't we just call me Texas and her Tex?" The sherriff asks, "Hey!, why do you get ta have the full name and I only get half!?" Better Texas shouts, "Maybe we could call her Saxet?" April interjects, "Y'know, since she's, like, the reverse of Texas?", "Can we stop arguing about names and get back me kicking your ass!?" Better Tex shout with a smirk, Loser Tex glares back at her and starts charging again,

She manages to tackle her evil self but immediately loses her leverage once Better Tex rolls on top of her, they continue rolling on top of eachother in the mud, accidentally ripping bits and pieces of eachother clothes until their both completely naked, the crowd cheering and whistling as the two naked weasels roll around in the mud together, eventually, Better Texas kicks Sherriff Texas off of her and stands back up, Loser Tex runs at her once again and tries to land a punch, but Better Tex blocks it with her arms, a loud crunch is heard by the crowd as Loser Tex holds her hurt hand after the punch, so distracted that she doesn't see Better Tex pulling back her right leg, everyone watching readies themselves for the Impact as Better Tex swings her legs, but she misses... on purpose though, as her leg goes higher and stops over Loser Tex's head, once Loser Tex looks back up from her hand, she realises she in now face to face with her own ass, but before she can move out of the way, the gurgling Better Tex's guts travels downwards at a breakneck speed, before erupting out from between her cheeks and into her good self's face and mouth, strong enough to make her hair flow backwards and her hat fly off, and fowl enough to make her face turn green and her eyes to roll back as she collapses into the mud ****, the last thing she hears is the entire crowd laughing their asses off before she completely blacks out.