Beth DIRT #1

"What about the cute British girl? The one that's always cheerful and saying 'hiya' to everyone?"

• That's Beth, idiot

"Whatever," you say.

Lisa gets back to you.

BETH

Age: 20

Height: 5'0''

Weight: 105 lbs

Cup size: 32B

• Beth is from England. Her family is kind of rural. She has a sister. Her father passed away a couple years ago. She's pretty normal.

• She's friends with some other girls who go to university in England: Lara and Duni.

Lisa attaches photos that show Beth with this Lara and Duni, a pretty brunette and a gorgeous Black girl with a dazzling smile.

• She has apparently dated two guys in the past three years, here they are.

Lisa sends photos of two cute boys who look very ordinary.

• Single right now apparently

She sends a photo of Beth, wasted, at a nightclub with Duni.

• She likes Judge Dredd

"What? Judge what?"

• It's a thing. Like a comic book.

Lisa sends more photos.

"Uh, OK. She's cute." You stay on a photo of Beth in a short skirt, striking a pose. Like really cute.