Benjamín Nobodyx-A little mounted thief

Benjamin Nobodyx, 19 years old, was a simple thief living in Metropolis. He dreamed of a big hit that would make him immensely rich, a difficult task in a world plagued by heroines.

He had to be cautious, as he had heard many stories, like that of a powerful and strong mafia boss who had the misfortune of crossing paths with Super Girl and, less than two minutes later, ended up almost dead on the floor after a super blow, courtesy of the Kryptonian.

That kind of thing terrified the young man, who was something of a freak. You see, Ben didn't count on the many advantages that men enjoy. His penis measured no more than 8 centimeters, ejaculated with minimal effort, and barely released two small spurts before exhausting himself.

Ben was easy prey!

He was so pathetic that, against all odds, he was still a virgin, since he was only 5'6", as thin as a lamppost, and had a huge nose that adorned his face, but not in a good way.

Even in a world where girls have sex at the mere request, they fled at the slightest advance from Ben, as if they would instantly detect his sexual ineptitude.

During his short career as a thief, he had only managed minor house robberies in the middle of the night. Although that had kept him off the supers' radar, it was barely enough to get by day to day. He wanted to live in a mansion surrounded by luxury, and perhaps have many relationships, but he knew full well he'd never achieve that if he kept thinking small.

That's why when he heard a rumor that STAR Labs was developing a kind of Super Mutagen that could be revolutionary for the world, Ben didn't think twice and set out to steal it. His plan was to steal the Super Mutagen and sell it on the black market to the highest bidder for a large sum. This way, he would not only make a lot of money but also make a name for himself in the underworld, and it would even be the start of a successful criminal career.

Simple, right?… or at least that's what Benjamin Nobodyx thought.

He spent weeks watching STAR Labs, patiently waiting for his best opportunity. He didn't know what that Super Mutagen was doing; the only thing that mattered to him was that it would make him a millionaire.

One night, he saw the perfect moment to infiltrate. He put on his gloves and a dark balaclava and carefully slipped into the ventilation duct. His short stature and light weight allowed him to move forward without too much trouble.

When he left the ducts, he was relieved to find no guards in sight. Even though it wasn't his first robbery, he had never attempted one as risky as this. So it was normal to hear loud drumming in his chest, and his hands trembled easily.

After walking for a few minutes, he found the area where he was said to be working with the Super Mutagen. But instead of finding the mysterious compound, he only discovered three cages, which disappointed and puzzled him.

«What's all this?» Ben thought, confused.

He dug a little deeper, trying to find his target, only managing to read a few files.

Experiment 0069: Enhanced Foxes.

These three foxes were injected with the Super Mutagen, and although they are still in the testing phase, they have shown significant physical improvement. Additionally, the analysis revealed unknown compounds in their fluids that we hope will be vitally important for the future...

The foxes have shown an increase in their sexual desire, being four times more active than normal foxes and displaying more dominance towards females. Interestingly, it has been observed that the females they have mated with become more submissive and obedient towards the test foxes, a behavior we must analyze...

Urgent! It has been detected that the fluids of the three foxes contain a powerful toxin that attacks the brain, affecting the region responsible for willpower and decision-making, effectively turning anyone who ingests it into a virtual ****. This is most evident in their sperm, where the toxin is 20 times more concentrated than in any other part of the body. This was what caused the strange behavior in the females. No cure for the toxin has been found, and its effects are irreversible.

The Super Mutagen has been declared a failed project, and all samples will be completely destroyed. As for the three specimens, they will be killed first thing tomorrow morning to avoid further harm.

"Damn," Ben muttered.

He was completely disappointed. All his efforts were for nothing; the compound turned out to be a failure, and, by the way, it has already been destroyed. There was nothing left to do there; now he had to get out of the place and find another source of wealth.

As he was about to leave, he noticed something peculiar. There were three cages, but he only saw two foxes, and the third was open... which could only mean one thing.

"ggrrrrrrrrr"

"Oh dear!"

Out of nowhere, a silver fox appeared and quickly bit Ben's hand, causing him to fall to the ground.

"BEEEEMMMM...BEEEEMMMM"

And to make matters worse, an alarm started to sound. He didn't know if it was him or the fox who activated it. What he did know was that they would throw him in prison.

"Oh God... Oh God... I have to run."

He felt a terrible pain in his hand, but he was much more worried about escaping. He ran as fast as he could toward the duct to enter. He hurriedly slipped away despite the pain in his hand, and he didn't stop. Once outside, he wanted to be as far away from STAR Labs as possible when he heard a commanding voice in front of him.

"STOP THERE, THIEF!!"

Ben was paralyzed from head to toe, and every hair on his body stood on end as he saw Wonder Woman herself standing before him.