Bend her over the bar (up close)

You sneak up behind the barmaid before roughly shoving her over the counter. Caught unawares, you hear a dull thud as her chiseled jaw hit the damp oak.

"Oww! Hey, who the fu--" Haran begins furiously, giving you a window of opportunity to dual cast Stark Reality.

Somewhat tan by Nord standards, your eyes trace down her naked back, past the wide, childbearing hips and down to her tight ass. Just a glance filled you with an intense pang of longing and made your cock twitch.

Having realized that she was baring it all, Haran began to protest.