Before you can even look, Lillian barges in

"Good morning!" Lillian exclaimed in an exaggeratedly cheerful way as she almost slammed the door open and walked in. You'd have been surprised if this weren't a pretty common occurrence in your life. Given your mom's and hers long friendship, she's considered practically family as far as your parents and sister are concerned, and the same goes for her mom to you. Still, you are always slightly surprised because you never know when she'll do this or what she plans to do now that she's here.

"Hey" You calmly wave at her, sort of countering her high energy with your straight-faced attempted calm state
"What's up?" You ask, wondering what she had in mind, but she knew you too well and smiled mischievously
"Do I even need a reason to come see my best friend who also happens to be my neighbor?" She asked with a smug/teasing tone, and as she walked past you she made sure to brush the side of your face with her butt, giggling quietly. She went to the fridge and grabbed five large bean burritos to put in the microwave.

You raised an eyebrow, still not quite sure why everyone else treated it as a normal thing, but again, Sheila had told you countless times that in the rare event your house had no food left, you were free and welcome to help yourself in her kitchen. So, technically it was a fair thing. In any case, you weren't all that fond of burritos, and preferred other dishes, or your mom's homemade food, so, it'd either be up to her, Lillian, Sheila or Ariadne to eat those. Or Arianna, the few times she's come [visit.

As](http://visit.As) you were having an inner monologue following your own train of thought, the microwave beeped, and she happily took her dish out to have breakfast alongside you. You looked at the plate and noticed the five large burritos, raising an eyebrow again
"Huh, I thought you only ate three of those for a meal" You said
"Usually you'd be correct. But I feel hungrier today" She nonchalantly explained as she eagerly bit into one of them. It was amazing in its own way that she could eat much more than you at roughly the same speed.

You ate your breakfast as normally as it gets, but in that time Lillian could easily devour three times as much. You two mostly ate in silence just for the sake of not on your food, and because you'd seemingly have plenty of time to talk after you were done, which again, was a fairly common thing in your life. Your mom joked that Lillian practically lived here, and Ariadne has teased that becoming your wife would be the easiest and most natural transition ever. You blush yet shudder at the thought.

Soon, you're both done with your meals, and she looked at you with a cryptic smile
"What is it?" You asked
"I'm amazed at how easily I can read you like a book... is it because you're easy to figure out, or just because we've been friends for so long?" She replied, further confusing you
"Eh, I'd say it's the second option, I don't get that from other people, at least, not from people outside of family, or you..." You said, scratching your head
"Anyway, why did that even come up?"
"Because I'm 95% sure right now you have no idea what day is today, you probably were going to look at your phone when I got here" She said and you slowly nodded
'Have I really become that predictable?' You thought
"To me, yes. Besides, you've never been much of a morning person" Lillian laughed, and your eyes widened at how easily she almost even read your mind

She then stood up and walked towards you swaying her hips as she did. You knew she was going to do something, but unlike you, she was too unpredictable, and you had no idea what it could possibly be. Despite her size and weight, she walks surprisingly fast when she wants to, and before you can even process the thought, she turns around and backs up into your face, easily engulfing it in her huge butt. No matter how many times she's already done this, it never fails to instantly arouse you, but it also makes you nervous. She presses onto you, wedging your face as deep as it could go, and right after that she lets out a massive 10 second long fart that shook you and the chair you sat on.

Lillian burst out laughing as she got off your face and you gagged
"I've been holding that in since I woke up" She laughed while you fanned the smelly fumes away from your face. Fortunately for you, it was far from the worst smell she's given you. You shot her an annoyed glare.
"Aww... you know I only do these things to you..." She said
"I even had the decency to wait until you were done eating" She laughed, and you just sighed, reluctantly acknowledging that point. She then smiled and grabbed both of your hands, putting them on her enormous cheeks. Even if you tried using them both you wouldn't be able to cup even one of her cheeks, and you had big hands. Lillian used your hands to give her big, squishy butt several squeezes, and also made them caress it for a few seconds. After that she shoved your right hand right into her crack, albeit through her clothes, but still, the two large soft masses engulfed it and you could feel their warmth, though you weren't quite as thrilled as you knew the origin of most of it right now.

Lillian pulled it out after about half a minute and sat down on your lap, almost engulfing it in the process. She ground against your groin as she seemingly got comfortable, and with that done, she wrapped her right arm around your neck and brought your face close to her chest
"Even if you get mad and gag, I know you don't mind my farts nearly as much as you'd like me to think" She suddenly said, catching you off-guard, and to emphasize her point she pressed more of her weight on you, feeling a certain part of your anatomy become nestled between her largest pair of assets. That alone left you too stunned to retort, and further adding to that, she unleashed another big fart upon you, making you feel your groin vibrate under her. You sigh in resignation, as she always pulled something along these lines whenever she came to see you. She only showed a bit of restraint in Arianna's presence, and perhaps a tiny bit in Jen's. Getting back to the previous topic, you realize you still have no idea what day it is today, and what Lillian came here for, if she even had a reason...

"So, uh, do you have any plans for today?" You finally ask Lillian and she giggles

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"It's Saturday, and the first day of Summer Vacation, duh..." Lillian cheekily replied, sticking her tongue out at you at your apparent stupidity
"And that means...?" You ask, still having no idea what she's up to
"I want to go buy some new bikinis, all of the previous ones snapped already... hmm... I should probably buy new lingerie too... You know most thongs can't handle an ass this big" She said, teasingly smacking her butt at that remark
"Uh, okay, have fun...?" You said feeling slightly awkward at the given info
"Nuh-uh. No have fun's. You're coming with me" She replied in a surprisingly dominant tone
"Huh? Excuse me?"
"You heard me..."
"Uh... don't girls usually do that with friends?"
"Exactly" She stared at you with a deadpan look
"I mean female_ friends" You replied with the same deadpan look
"Nah, girls' opinions on bikinis or lingerie are worthless to me" Lillian shrugged
"Maybe I'd listen to some recommendations for everyday wear, or dresses... But for these things I need a man's opinion" She said in a flirty/alluring tone you didn't even know she was capable of. And with that, she dragged you by the arm to go shopping with her..._

"It's Sunday, and we're on Summer Vacation, duh..."
"Yay?" You said with little enthusiasm given the occasion
"To be honest, I don't have any specific plans either, so I came to hang out with you. You know, we could watch stuff on Netflix, play videogames or whatever..." She shrugged.
That wasn't such a bad plan in your books, though, considering what she just ate, you knew you'd be in for quite the ride if you stuck around with her. And with no one else around, you can expect her to ramp up the teasing a lot more, though, will you two really be by yourselves all day?

_"I actually came to tell you that someone wants to see you..." Lillian said in an usual cryptic way
"Huh?" You tilt your head, slightly surprised
"Who?" You ask_

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**_- "Jen" Lillian smiled

• "My mom. I dunno why, but she wanted to see you asap" She shrugged

• "Lulu... She asked me to tell you and to give you the directions to her house... Beats me why" She said and sent to your phone the GPS info to get there. She smiled in the same way she did before messing with you._**

• ---

"It's Friday you dummy" She flicked your forehead
"So...?" You asked, unsure on what exactly it meant
"We still have to go to school you know?" She gave you a deadpan look and you sighed, nodding in agreement
"Uh, alright..." You say, only to realize that you can't stand up since Lillian's sitting on you.
"Do you mind?"
"Yeah I do" Lillian chuckled and bounced on you, making you struggle both with having a little wind knocked out of you, and with the increased arousal from feeling her huge, soft and squishy butt on your lap. You'd have to wait until she decided to get off you before you could grab your stuff. It was still fairly early, and school wasn't even that far. Hell, Lillian could probably drive you herself there, or her mom, as she works there too