Before the first day starts

Once at home Lauren sat down on her couch to relax. She still had some shivers as she was so excited about her new job. After a few minutes she noticed a problem though. She was still wearing the 'guest sticker' inside her ass from the tour, and that made it increasingly hard for her to relax since most positions or movements send rather unpleasant sensations through her body.

It only confirmed why she never would do anything like butt stuff or anal play. It was simply humiliating and painful for a woman to be at the receiving end of such a treatment. Lauren reached down and pulled on the pear shaped sticker and after a few moments noticed her mistake. She was just about to make a big mistake. Quickly, she pushed the sticker back inside and moved over to her desk. Once in her chair, she leaned back and raised her legs up and put them behind her own head.

Now in the most proper position for it, she aimed the camera that her PC had installed at herself and took multiple snapshots of the sticker. As she saw the first she noticed that apparently the camera focused too much on her face, so she had to re-calibrate it so the focus was between her legs.

Once she was happy with the picture she opened up her mail program and started to type a new mail. Naturally she remained in the position she took the picture in, it felt the most natural to work on her PC like this. She began typing:

Dear Sirs and Sluts,

My name Is Lauren and I am the new cunt that is gonna join the company starting tomorrow. Today I got the guest sticker shoved into my asshole, but I was a stupid little whore and forgot to ask my new owners if and when I am allowed to take it out. Sorry for being such a bimbo! I attached a picture of the problem.

My private phone number is 555-XXX-XXXX, please send me instructions there!

Thanks everyone, I am looking forward to working under you as well as under your tables

She double checked it and made sure everything was correctly and all the i's were dotted. It would make a bad impression if her first email would have an ill tone or some mistakes. Then it dawned on her that maybe they were not all familiar with the guest stickers, so Lauren added two more pictures that she had taken a while ago on a party. Both of them showed her butthole without anything inserted. This way the recipient of the email would be able to quickly determine what part it was that bothered her, or rather what part she was talking about. The fact that one of the two pictures also showed Laurens little sister topless next to her was no problem. After all, the other pictures would make sure that her colleagues would know which girl they were meant to look at, so all was fine.

After being absolutely certain that the email was correctly set up she went on the online page for A.S.S. but since she did not yet know who she would be working with directly, she simply mailed it to every person who had given their email on the page. She was sure, one of them would be able to help her.

Two hours later she was back on her couch watching a documentary called 'Busty Buttsluts banging Boys 3' in which the life of a struggling high school teacher was depicted and how hard she had to work to teach her exclusively male students how to properly treat women. It was really telling a lot to Lauren about how lucky she could be to have such a good job as she did now. The poor teacher, Mrs. Cocksucker, had to teach the same lesson to every boy every year. She had just watched the first 2 parts prior to this one but the boys all seemed to need her lesson deeply. Just as Mrs. Cocksucker, the teacher, was switching her attention to the fourth boy in this lesson her phone rang and she had gotten a message.

Hey this is your boss.

That sticker is not only a guest sticker but now is your off work sticker. It signals that you are currently not working, so you have to wear it every time you are not in the office. When you get to work you have to ask your colleagues to take it out for you. Put it back in every day when you leave the office. No taking it out by yourself ever

She nodded. That was a smart move on her part then. If she would have just pulled it out like she wanted earlier, it probably could have cost her the job if she appeared tomorrow without it! She was such a stupid piece of fuckmeat sometimes.