Beer and a Blowjob

With my immediate needs being taken care of, I relaxed and surveyed the room. The bar seemed like a million others all over the world, apart from its heavily pregnant clientele who thankfully were not actually drinking ****.

I savored the distinctly amateurish attempts at a blowjob and gazed from one expectant mother to another. All looked at me with concern and wariness. None looked at the woman on her knees at my feet with my cock in her mouth. Occasionally her green eyes would dart up to mine or scan the room, looking from one woman to the next hoping that someone would recognize that she shouldn't be here and insist that the penis be withdrawn from her mouth and that this was all some sort of mistake.

Of course no-one did, so she kept bobbing her head back and forth as if trying to peck at my abdomen with her nose.

I could feel her lips sliding slowly back and forth on my shaft, but gingerly as if she was afraid of it biting her. The sensation was nice, but unlikely to come to any successful conclusion any time soon. With her complete absence of suction, this was going to keep me edging along for ages. I didn’t really have a problem with that though. I was in no rush. She could take all the time she wanted as far as I was concerned.

“Does anyone speak any English at all?” I called out looking up from the brunette sucking me off.

At first there was no reply, then the black woman with the “Fuck me” dress eventually ventured. “I do. A leetil”, in a thick eastern European accent.

I nodded in appreciation, glancing down at her swollen abdomen then said. "Good. Please ask her”, I nodded to another blonde sitting at a table looking downwards, “to get behind the bar and get me a beer”.

“Yes”.

“and call me sir”.

“Yes sir”, she added hurriedly, then barked something incomprehensible at the blonde who got to her feet and almost sprinted to the other side of the bar.

I was hoping for draft but she returned as fast as she could with a bottle and then realized she had forgot to get a bottle opener and panicked, returning to the bar area and hunting till she found one. When she returned, she had to lean over the girl kneeling in front of me to hand me the beer. She did not look at or speak to her. Once done she headed quickly for her seat once more and appeared to be trying to will herself invisible.

“No – tell her to work the bar. Any time she sees me put an empty bottle down, I want it replaced”, I said to the black who relayed the message.

“And tell her to get her tits out”.

"Yes. Sir.", she replied almost at attention then turned and barked at the new barmaid, ".yxes kool ot yrt dna yalpsid no tuo stsaerb ruoy teg dna - rab eht dniheb krow tsum uoy ,ajnoS".

I figured I would never understand this language. Oh well. Hmm. I thought and could feel my attention drifting down to my crotch.

The brunette was eventually sucking. Her technique had improved dramatically. Like me, she had obviously realized this was going to take a very long time if she did not. She looked up at me, with her cheeks puckered inwards and her lips wrapped around my cock. A mental photograph taken, I decided to help her along. I let go of the blonde's nipples and reached down to hold onto my cock-sucker's head and began to thrust into her face. Her eyes widened in shock, but she kept enough of her composure to keep sucking (and trying to suppress any unwanted gag reflex) and pretty soon I was fucking her pretty face at a proper cruising speed for imminent deployment of jizz.

I gave her no warning when I did cum and saw her eyes water and she began to cough. I held her head steady though for the final few thrusts that sent more waves of cum into her mouth until I was satisfied I was done, then with an internal sigh I relaxed and let her head go.

Ahhhhh bliss.

I helped the brunette back up to her feet, appreciating her sealed lips and swollen cheeks. I quickly turned to the black. "Tell her to swallow"!

"ti wollaws!" she passed on, and I was gratified to see the brunette screw her eyes closed while she downed the cum in her mouth.