Bee/Beelzebub is next

"If memory serves me right, Bee's should be the next closest." Lucy said as the two climbed out onto the fire escape, descending down to the side of the building.

"And what office building does she work and live in?" Kyle asked.

"Oh, she doesn't own this kind of business. She's a restauranteur." Lucy replied. "Glutton Gulch All You Can Eat Bottomless Barbecue Pit, I think it was."

"Wait, Glutton Gulch?!" Kyle asked in shock, "I've actually eaten there a few times! And all this time it was run by a demon lord?!"

"If that surprises you, I think you'll flip over where Satie works." Lucy said with a chuckle as the two reached the ground.

"Wait, what if the buffet is still crowded tonight?" Kyle asked.

"We'll cross that bridge when we get there." Lucy stated as the two continued on.

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"Why do I keep losing clothes tonight? This never happens on any other hunt!" Hailey whimpered as she curled up behind a dumpster, red face completely red.

"I don't know what the hell you're complaining about. That was my best shirt!" Grant spat at his partner before turning back to Roxie. "So, what now?"

"Well, I lost my only bolt thanks to you three." Roxie replied bitterly, "So, we're gonna need another plan."

"And I'm guessing that plan doesn't involve me getting at least a pair of underwear, now does it?!" Hailey muttered bitterly... Before she was suddenly blinded by a large plaid cloth. "What the -"

"While it is a shame to see you coverin' up something that pretty, Ms. Hailey, Ah reckon ya'll need it more than Ah do right now." Buddy drawled.

"Aww, thanks Bud-" Hailey began as she removed the shirt, her words dying as she went wide eyed at the now shirtless Buddy.

The love handles peeking out from the sides.

His beer belly and barrel chest pressing tightly against his overalls.

"Oh my God, he's perfect!" Hailey thought as a sliver of drool slid out of the side of her mouth.

"Uh... Ms. Hailey?" Buddy asked in confusion.

"Marry me."

"Pardon?"

"Er... I mean," Hailey stammered as she shook her head and slid on the shirt, "Thank you, Buddy."

"Put that away, you yokel idiot!" Roxie shouted at her partner as Hailey came out from behind the dumpster now dressed in Buddy's shirt, which looked more like a plaid dress on her. "Nobody wants to see all that blubber on display!"

"Speak for yourself..." Hailey thought hungrily as she snuck one last peek at Buddy, licking her lips.

"Shoot! Ms. Hailey needs mah shirt more than Ah do!" Buddy argued.

"Yeah, well I hope you weren't attached to that shirt or you'll never see it again from the way that idiot keeps losing her clothes." Grant said as he rolled his eyes.

"Can we please just come up with a plan?!" Roxie shouted. "Plan A went out the window, so we have to come up with a Plan B now because of you idiots!"

"Uh... Guys?" Hailey asked as she and Buddy looked behind their respective partners.

"Oh, if I'm the idiot, than why didn't you think of a Plan B before in case Plan A went south?" Grant challenged.

"Uh... Roxie? Grant?" Buddy asked, "Ya'll might wanna -"

"Well, Plan A wouldn't have gone south if your braindead bimbo of a partner hadn't cost me my only bolt!"

"Only because that useless bloated whale carcass you call a partner took your crossbow!"

"Be that as it may, she didn't have to -"

"TURN THE HELL AROUND!" Buddy and Hailey shouted, finally getting the attention of their partners.

Grant and Roxie looked behind them in annoyance... Going wide eyed as they saw Lucy and Kyle run off down the alleyways.

"Ugh! We'll think of a plan later! C'mon!" Roxie snapped as the group headed back to Buddy's van.

---

"Okay, so we should be - Oh great." Lucy groaned in annoyance as she and Kyle stopped next to a dumpster.

"What? It's not too crowded, is it?" Kyle asked.

"No, it's closed. It's just..." Lucy sighed as she pointed to the restaurant a few yards away, Kyle going wide eyed at the camera crew out front of the massive buffet. "I forgot that she was filming her new commercial tonight. We're gonna have to wait a bit."

"How much is a bit exact-"

"YEE-HAW!"

Kyle practically jumped at the noise before looking back, noticing a tall blonde woman with D cup breasts standing in front of the cameras dressed in stereotypical rodeo getup.

"That's right, Folks! Come on down to Glutton Gulch All You Can Eat Bottomless Barbecue Pit to fill up that empty hole in your stomach!" Bee said into the camera in a loud, Texan accent, "Stuff as much grub in your face without putting a dent in your wallet! We're voted the Number One Best Barbecue Buffet in America for a reason, after all! And remember, every Tuesday night is our Glutton V. Glutton Steak Challenge where ya have a chance to go against yours truly. You. Me. Two one hundred ounces of prime porterhouse. And if ya can out eat me, then you eat here free for a year!"

"Well that doesn't seem very fair if she's the supposed Lord of Gluttony." Kyle commented as Beelzebub continued her commercial. "Though I guess that explains how she always manages to win..."

"Well, Bee really likes a challenge when it comes to food." Lucy replied with a shrug. "And she's really super nice, so she'll be quick to give us her amulet once we ask."

"Anything else I should know?" Kyle asked, looking over at Beelzebub again. "Other than the fact that she's very theatrical?"

"Oh, she's not being theatrical. Bee's always like that." Lucy replied. "But other than that, she's actually really well tempered, if a little overprotective of the rest of us, and only really gets mad if someone messes with those she considers family. Normally, she's pretty laid back."

"That's actually good to know."

"Oh! And she can turn into a giant fly and spit an acid that eats through inorganic material."

"... That, not so much."

"... So just mosey on down to Glutton Gulch All You Can Eat Bottomless Barbecue Pit and go hog wild! YEE-HAW!" Bee finished, throwing her ten gallon hat up into the air and catching it again without missing a beat.

"And cut!" The Director shouted.

"Whoo! All in one take, too!" Bee exclaimed with a laugh as she placed her hat back on. "I'm gettin' good at this. You'll send me the final product before it airs, right?"

"We always do, Ms. Eastwood." The Director said as he and the crew packed up before driving off.

"Psst! Bee!"

Beelzebub looked up at the voice to see Lucy and Kyle standing behind a parked car. However, The Great Fly could tell right away from their sheepish looks that something was off.

"Lucy! Good Gravy, Girl!" Bee shouted, "Now, I can expect these kinda sexy games from Ozzie, but you runnin' around in your birthday clothes?"

"How did -"

"You two are hidin' behind my convertible, Darlin'." Bee replied flatly, "And my top's down."

"Busted..." Lucy said with a sheepish chuckle as she and Kyle stepped out from behind the car.

"Twit-twoo!" Bee whistled as she caught sight of Kyle. "Dang, Boy! That's a big sausage you got! Ya know how to pick 'em, Luce."

Kyle yelped as he immediately covered up his junk.

"I mean, he ain't nearly as big as Q, but he's still cute." Bee said.

"Q?" Kyle asked.

"My boyfriend, Quetzalcoatl." Bee replied.

"Quetza- He's real too?!" Kyle asked Lucy in shock.

"Basically, if they were part of mortal religion or mythology, they're real." Lucy commented before turning to Bee. "Though, I had no idea you were dating Quetzalcoatl."

"Why wouldn't I?" Bee asked, "He's sweet, he's funny, he's really good-lookin', and Hoo Doggy! Can that boy give a gal a rodeo! I mean, it's amazin' when we're both in human form, but in fly form and him in his winged feather serpent..." She bit her lip as she fanned herself with her hat, "Whoa Nelly!"

"Uh..." Kyle stammered, desperately trying to shake the image of a giant snake and fly going at it from his mind. "Can we not?"

Bee blushed and cleared her throat. "A-anyway, let's get the two of ya inside before the cops catch ya starkers!" She said as she led the two to the small cabin that was attached to the building. "Why in tarnation are you naked anyway?"

"It's a long story..." Lucy said.

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"Okay, this makes no sense." Grant said as he lowered the binoculars. "Why the hell would she not be calling the cops about two naked people next to her restaurant?"

"Wait, is that Glutton Gulch?!" Buddy asked. "Shoot! I love that place!"

"Me too!" Hailey exclaimed, her mouth beginning to water. "Oh, their food is just to die for! Especially there ribs, they fall right off the bone!"

"The ribs are good, yeah. But boy howdy, they don't hold a candle to the brisket." Buddy politely argued, turning to Hailey.

"Oh, how the hell could I have forgotten about the brisket?!" Hailey asked as she mentally scolded herself, grabbing Buddy's hands in her own. "It's so moist and juicy and melts in your mouth almost as fast as their cornbread!"

"Oh, Ah simply just adore that there -"

"HOW THE ACTUAL HELL DID YOU TWO BECOME DEMON HUNTERS WHEN YOU CAN'T FOCUS FOR TEN SECONDS?!" Roxie roared, pushing her partner and Hailey away from each other. Letting out a frustrated groan, she reached into the back of the van and pulled out a sniper rifle before pulling out a single bullet. "This should do nicely."

"A bullet? That's your Plan B?" Grant asked in disbelief. "If killing The Devil was that easy, don't you think someone would have done that by now?"

"This isn't just a bullet." Roxie replied, "This baby was forged in secret in Jerusalem, smelted from the very nails from the cross, and blessed by every Pope, Grand Mofti, Dalai Llama, and Chief Rabbi for the past three hundred and sixty-seven years. If this puppy isn't powerful enough to kill The Devil, nothing is!"

"Where did you get that?" Grant demanded.

"It was a gift from The Leader after I slayed that strigoi back in Hollywood." Roxie said as she walked over to a fire escape and began to climb up.

"Oh, no!" Grant snapped as he marched after her, "You took too long last time. I'm taking the shot!"

"Have you ever fired a gun before?"

"Several times!"

"How many that weren't pistols or shotguns?"

"... We'll I fired a tommygun once when I was exterminating zombies in New Orleans."

"You want one of us to take the shot?" Hailey asked.

"What do you think, you moron?" Grant asked rhetorically.

"Uh... No?"

"Exactly." Grant said, "You and the bloated walrus stay down here while we go up and see if we can take The Devil out from there."

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"Demon hunters?! Land sakes, Lucy!" Bee scolded from inside her house. The building itself looking like a two story ranch style house with a side door that led to the restaurant proper.

"It's a little worse than that, Bee." Lucy said sheepishly as she and Kyle sat next to the fireplace. "See, they splashed me with holy water and now I... Don't have powers. And we need to do the ritual to get them back and -"

"And ya need my amulet to pull it off." Bee finished. "I'd be glad to let you borrow it for the ritual, Luce..."

"Thank you so much, Bee! I really -"

"Now hang on there, Partner." Bee said as she rubbed the back of her neck awkwardly, cutting Lucy off. "I'd be glad to let you borrow it for the ritual, Luce, but there's a slight problem..."