Become a Dark Lord

"So what's the plan?" asks Daisy.

"I thought I might become Evil," you explain. "Every fantasy setting needs its villains, after all. And who could be a greater villain than me?"

"What's a fantasy setting?"

"A world with knights and wizards and elves and dragons, and other things like that."

"As opposed to what?"

"Skyscrapers and cars and computers."

"What are those?"

"Don't worry about it," you say, giving Daisy a familiar pat on the bottom. "The important point is, I've decided to make myself into a Dark Lord. Now there's a few things I need to get started."

"Like what?"

"Minions. A lair. An evil plan for world domination."

"Well, we have the last one," said Daisy. "Steal the panties of every woman in the world."

"Obviously."

"But what should our lair be? A big evil castle in the mountains? How about an island shaped like a skull? Ooh, I have so many ideas!"