Beast Boy and Starfire Join the Club [pt.I]

The pizza place was sparsely populated in the middle of the day. Most people were either at work or at school, not stuffing their faces with pizza. The person I was here for seemed to be intent on doing just that based on the sheer amount of pizza he had ordered despite the fact that he was alone.

He seemed pretty relaxed and happy though as he continually looked out the window of the pizza place to the outside world. A bit different than the recon report, but I imagined this guy was just good at hiding his feelings. I felt like a predator stalking its prey and couldn't help but grin slightly at the irony. Poor guy had no idea what I had planned for him. That I was a couple feet away from him and could snap him under my thrall whenever I wanted. That he was about to become my willing ****, my spy, my infiltrator.

I couldn’t help but eye Beast Boy critically as I approached his table. He was… a weird-looking dude. His skin was green and he had pointed ears like an elf or a Vulcan. He was short as well, maybe five foot two at most, if that. Beast Boy was built slimly, although you could tell there was a bit of lean muscle on him. His outfit was pretty damn ridiculous: a purple and black jacket over a green shirt, black gloves with the fingers cut off, and black pants along with purple sneakers. Was he color-blind? Did his fashion sense suffer from some kind of severe handicap?

Ah well, he’d be just a naked green monkey once I was done with him.

Shayera's voice spoke into my ears from the currently invisible helmet wrapping my skull, "Abort approach. No emergency. Just continue past. To the music emitter."

My heart was beating faster but I managed to keep walking without missing a step, heading to the 'music emitter' otherwise known as a juke box. Shayera continued, "Starfire is flying down to the restaurant. It seems we managed to catch more than one fly in our trap today."

This was exciting and also dangerous. I knew my alien supertech armor would go along way to keeping me safe but Starfire was a super strong and super durable flying brick like Superman. It was hard not to feel nervous in spite of the situation being a best case scenario. Snapping up a two for one deal on Titans was too good an opportunity to pass up.

I punched at the jukebox's buttons randomly even as I looked out through the glass to see Starfire descend from the sky. She was a tall and busty woman, with hair as red as fire, orange skin and bright green eyes, a cheerful smile on her face as she waved at the various citizens chattering excitedly upon the sidewalk as she landed among them.

Soon enough she was entering the Pizza Corner, my venus fly-trap of a restaurant. Beast Boy called out to her, "Yo Star! What happened? Did ya get lost?"

Starfire smiled warmly as she shook her head, "No Beast Boy, there was a nest of baby avians in danger. A creature of the feline persuasion threatened their very lives so I intervened."

Beast Boy chuckled, "Cat vs birds? Sounds like the circle of life, baby. But that's what I love about you, Star. Always looking out for the little guys. Even more so when those little guys have feathers. Anyway, take a seat. Food's all ordered and I was just waiting on you."

Starfire smiled brightly but abruptly veered to practically fly half-way across the counter to accost one of my brain-washed peons, "Friend-Jane! It has been far too long since last we shared our life happenings. May I have of the pizza slices of the Wasabi Whirlwind?"

Jane smiled and nodded, "Of course. Beast's already ordered your favorite. Wasabi sauce, sliced pickled ginger, and diced water chestnuts."

Starfire's smile seemed to shine with all the luster of a star itself, "Thank you friend-Jane!"

Starfire flew back across the restaurant before taking a seat across from Beast Boy, her back to me from my position in the corner of the restaurant.

I steeled myself, knowing that with my power taking control of two unprepared opponents was only slightly more difficult than one. I made sure I had the initial commands memorized correctly and foremost in my mind.

One naked green monkey and one sexy orange space Amazon coming right up.

All was right in the world. Starfire sat across from him, three huge pizzas between the two of them. He was having a good time chatting with his fellow Titan. It felt nice to reminisce and share laughs with her. She was such a sweet person who always had a smile and a kind word for everyone she met. Starfire might have been an alien princess, but she was always down to earth.

"I have felt quite the... racking of the nerves of late, Beast Boy. I know you yourself have been most anxious of late to have gatherings as a team." Starfire began suddenly.

Beast Boy nodded, swallowing a bit of pizza, "Yeah. We haven't hung out like this in a long time. Not since..."

Starfire nodded in return, her expression becoming sad, "...yes. Not since Richard left. I still feel a sting of the heartache upon recollecting his... breakup with me. It is one thing for a human of earth to have a lover's spat and separate amicably. But we had planned our life's course together. Even... had plans to marry of the human fashion. And yet now he is gone, pursuing some new dream apart from myself. It has left me with a great emptiness in the core of my being."

"Yea, well I'm sorry Star. Dick's an idiot for leaving like that. You were great together," Garfield said, doing his best to not sound angry. He had never liked their ex-leader's aloofness. The fact that he'd broken Starfire's heart was a black mark against his name in the shapeshifter's book. "You two were great together. What does he think he's gonna do without you? Be Batman's errand boy again?"

Starfire sighed, shaking her head, "I cannot presume to say what Richard will do from this point forward. I do miss him and I miss the way the team was when we were all together and happy."

"Excuse me." Some guy had just stepped up to their table and Beast Boy met his eyes. For a moment, Beast Boy froze and just stared.

The man smiled and Beast Boy couldn't help but smile back. It was like, he just met the guy but Beast Boy had a great feeling about him, like this guy was gonna become a bro in the next few minutes.

"Yes?"Starfire glanced over to the stranger, a polite smile on her face that slackened a bit as she met his gaze.
"Can I get your autograph?" He held out a notepad and a pen.

Her smile blazed as she nodded, "Yes! Of course, providing my mark on your pad for you shall make me most elated!" She took the notepad and scribbled upon it before sliding it across to Beast Boy.

He saw that she'd drawn a looping signature: Star Slut!

"Oh totally! No prob!", Beast Boy took it from her and signed it with a flourish.

"There you go, my good sir!" Beast Boy handed back the notepad and pen.

The guy looked down at it, smirking.

"Thanks Beast Boy," he said, holding up the pad where Beast Boy just scrawled the words 'Beast Bitch' on the paper. "Starfire."

Her smile didn't waver, "Of course! Your appreciation shall keep the heart within my bosom most warm and pleased to have contributed to the delight of another being."

The guy nodded and Beast Boy gave him a thumbs up.

Then the guy walked away and Beast Boy put him completely out of his mind, turning back to his Tamaranean companion.

"So anyway, about what we were talking about."

Starfire nodded, her emerald green eyes locking upon his, "Richard. Yes. It is a matter I have of late contemplated a great deal upon. I still love him deeply, despite the pain his departure has wrought."

Their conversation continued for a few minutes before they both fell silent, seeming to come to the same conclusion simultaneously. They could see it in each others' eyes. They needed to go to the bathroom. Not that they actually needed to pee or anything. Just that they both needed to be in the men's restroom right now. They didn't hesitate or question it. They simply stood up at the same time and walked with a purpose to the men's room.

One of the employees was standing by the entrance with a bunch of cleaning supplies and one of those yellow 'closed for cleaning' signs. Starfire was quick to spout, "Kind worker of this establishment, an urgent matter has arisen within me, and I am in great need of utilizing the facilities promptly. Would you perhaps consider granting both Beast Boy and myself entry for a brief span, so that our necessities can be attended to?"

The guy blinked and Beast Boy just added in, "Dude, we really need to go. We'll make it quick and then be outta here lickity-split."

The employee nodded and waved them in, "Okay, go ahead, but be quick about it. It's a real mess in there."

They both moved swiftly inside to a bathroom that wasn’t the least bit messy.

Standing by the sinks was the fan from earlier and Beast Boy walked right up to him as Starfire flew alongside him, "Sup bro!"

"Greetings again, earthling of the fan variety! There exists within me a profound desire to stand forth and engage in direct visual communion with your ocular organs, all while maintaining an unwavering commitment to abstain completely from any form of aggression or hostility!"

Beast Boy grinned at her, "Star, dude. English."

Her head cocked to the side and Beast Boy thought her clueless expression was the cutest thing ever, "Was it not of the English I was just now speaking?"

"Ha ha! Nah! It's cool Star." admitted as this dude with a totally forgettable face looked at them like they were crazy.

Then all that faded away as he looked into his eyes and he felt very warm and relaxed almost like his head was wrapped in a warm towel. He heard a voice speaking to him from a great distance away but also from within his head. He couldn’t really make out what the voice was saying to him but that didn’t bother him or disturb his relaxed state in the least.

When his head cleared, he and Star were still standing before the guy. But now suddenly there were two women in the men's bathroom with them. It was Jane and Clarice! They both worked at Pizza Corner, Jane as a manager and Clarice behind the counter. They were both pretty cool. No surprise since they worked at the best pizza joint in the city. Cute too. Jane had such a thick old booty and Clarice was a super petite blonde.

What were they doing here? When-

His thoughts cut off as the guy clasped him and Starfire by the arms, "Hey congratulations! Welcome to the Executive's Club!"

As soon as Beast Boy heard the words ‘Executive's Club’ it was like a floodgate of information opened up in his mind. He knew that he had joined a secret sex club. He realized he'd always wanted to be a part of a super secret sexy organization like this and he was utterly enthused to have such an exclusive honor. Getting to have sex with lots of different hot women was so awesome. Beast Boy also realized that he’d have to follow the directions of anyone more senior than himself within the club. Lastly, Beast Boy knew he couldn’t reveal any knowledge of Executive's Club to anyone who was not a member.

"Dude, this is like, the most awesome thing that's ever happened to me!" Beast Boy bounced on his heels, grinning ear to ear. His mind spun a little as it sorted through all these new pieces of information and Beast Boy's vision swam with images of hot naked girls and big crazy orgies and-

The guy told him, "I'm Jason, Executive."

Beast Boy's eyebrows rose even as his own words spilled from his mouth, "I'm Garfield, Pawn."

"Jane, Apprentice."

"I'm Clarice, Pawn."

"I, too, am a lowly Pawn," Starfire said in an almost comically depressed tone. But she brightened considerably as she continued, "But the expectations of this clandestine gathering of intimacy resonates greatly with the yearnings of my breedable body. I shall undoubtedly participate in a multitude of intimate activities! I like that!"

Beast Boy now knew the status and positions of everyone in the room. He knew that Jason was a very important person who could do whatever he wanted to anyone at any time. He knew instinctively that the Executive could trust him with anything. He also knew he'd love these tasks because anything the Executive needed from him was something he'd want to do with his own free will.

Jane was above Beast Boy but not by much.

Starfire and Clarice were pretty low on the totem pole like Beast Boy, mere Pawns, though he knew they could all climb up the ranks through their service in the club.

Beast Boy had already decided he would do anything and everything Jason ordered him to do. It just seemed right and he felt a wave of good will toward this generous and amazing man who'd just recruited him into the Executive's Club.
Jason was looking Starfire up and down as Garfield was busy eyeing Jane's fat thick booty. Clarice was looking between the three others as if they were speaking an alien language.

Jason's voice had an oddly soothing effect as he said, "Well Starfire, welcome to the Executive's Club! I hope you're ready to participate in some very intense, very fulfilling encounters, with both men and women of my choosing, for the entertainment of the executives."

Starfire nodded her head enthusiastically, "Oh yes, friend-Jason! I was aware of this arrangement prior to this most joyous encounter. The excitement I am currently experiencing shall lead to the production of many wet spots upon my undergarments."