Beanstalkian

An option for the highly adventurous. Diminishing the Giant experience for the home market has never proven successful and ended up in nearby property damage anyway. After signing a bunch of waivers, a car from Studs R Us pulls into your driveway. For liability purposes, you'll be taken to the test campus where you'll finally try out the product. The best part? It will be all free- and as you can tell there'll be a catch involved. "The research groups have been a mess. It also turns out that at the risk of bodily injury and/or ****, most people aren't willing to try out macro sized sex toys. Except the crazy ones," the driver explains and eyes you suspiciously. The cars pulls past the gates of the Studs R Us testing facility and follows a small paved road that leads away from the buildings and through a hidden trail.
"This is your stop." The driver opens the car. "Just follow the beanstalk up, it is quite the climb but you'll find what you're looking for there. I'll come by in 48 hours to pick up whatever is left of you."

You have been dropped off at a perfect recreation of a beanstalk. It is difficult to tell what is past the artificially-made clouds, but you figure there's an equally perfect-to-scale castle up there as well. You've read about the experience online so you at least came prepared. Your travel bag is full of lubes, condoms, and painkillers. The giant is supposed to be a good 16 to 18 feet tall, and sexually unstoppable. You figure you'll have some fun then just leave back down, and wait for the driver come back. You start climbing the beanstalk by putting a hand on one of the big leaves. It really does feel real, you think- and with that doubt on your mind, you head up past the clouds and into the unknown.