Be political

You decide to try to talk it out with Sir Trindon before his movement gets out of hand. You arrange for him to meet you in the royal chambers, with your mom and Misha sitting to the left and Dorba and Sharra sitting to the left. All women scantily clad, of course.

Sir Trindon’s eyes nervously darted between the four women. “I am here as you ordered, my King”

“I believe we have a misunderstanding, and I would like to resolve that. I believe that you don’t really like me, and I would like to know what should I do to fix that.”

Sir Trindon gives the five of you a sly grin “If you’re offering a kingly favor to change my opinion, I could see how that would work.” He cracks his knuckle. “Perhaps, if you sanction me divorcing of that lousy wife of mine, I am sure my opinion of you would change.”

Your mother jumps up from his chair. “Watch your tongue, you sleazeball. Remember, your wife is the King’s Aunt as well as my sister.”

You put your hand on your mother's shoulder and press to **** her back into her chair. “My dear Sir Trindon, I am well aware that your wife has satisfied your every sexual urge. What has she done to deserve a divorce?”

Sir Trindon paces back and forth “Yes, yes, my wife is pleasant on the eyes and very accommodating in the bed, but she has only given me three daughters. She has yet to give me a proper heir, an heir for me to give my land to, and a heir to take care of me during my final days.”

“Sir Trindon, you may have convinced some of the nobility to side with you. However, I think many of the nobles, particularly their spouses, will find issue with me allowing you to divorce the my aunt, just for you to remarry. Consider this, if even the aunt of King's position as the wife of a high-ranking noble is not spared, what more their own? Also, please take into account the consequence on your own daughters as well.”

“You're right, my king, ” Sir Trinidon admits while he continues pacing about; despite agreeing with your argument, it seems that the man is adamant going through the divorce. Finally, he stops, and turns toward you again, “How about this, my King. I know you’re having issues finding a Queen. What if I offer my eldest for the position? Of course, I will also offer her mother as her personal chambermaid.”

It is well known that the Queen’s chambermaids can be the king’s concubine, should he wishes to.

“YOU'RE OFFERING YOUR WIFE, THE KING’S AUNT, MY SISTER TO BE his concubine?" your mother roars in anger.

Sir Trindon cocks his head and calmly states, “It is fine for the king’s mother to be his concubine; why wouldn’t it be fine for the king’s aunt?”