Bayley vs Alexa Bliss: Kiss My Ass Match

On an episode of AHW, Bayley makes her entrance and debut, the crowd going wild as the brunette makes her way out, a big smile on her face. She high fives a few fans as she makes her way down to the ring, the cameras circling around behind her to get a brief shot of her massive arse wobbling with each step, the fans getting louder for that before the Role Model enters the ring, a big smile on her face.

“Hello everyone,” Bayley starts her promo after grabbing a microphone. “It is really great to be here! Y’know, I’ve been watching for a few weeks and I’ve gotta say…it seems like you need to see some actual wrestlers around here! Seriously, the matches have not been good at all,” Bayley says, chuckling as some fans begin to stop cheering in confusion.

“I mean honestly, it’s just been a bunch of talentless bimbos showing you their fake breasts and big butts instead of wrestling, is that what you wanna see?” Bayley asks, getting a loud pop from the fans and two positive responses from the commentators. “Nah, that’s not what you all deserve to see. You all deserve to see me actually wrestling, not my tits and not my ass.” Bayley says, punctuating her statement by gesturing to her chest and then bending over to point to her huge behind while the fans boo. They all wanted to see more of Bayley.

“Oh come on, it could be fun!” Bayley protests, the fans still booing, making her huff angrily. “Fine, how about a compromise? Since you all wanna see more: how about I have an open challenge? I get to put on an actual match for all you losers,” Bayley glares around at the fans at this, before smiling slightly, “But after I win, I take my butt out because whoever I beat has to kiss it. Does that sound like more fun?” She asks, giggling as she gets a loud pop from the fans. “Great! So the question is: who wants to come out and kiss my ass?” Bayley questions, sounding so smug now.

It doesn’t take long for music to start; the fans going wild as the Goddess, Alexa Bliss makes her way out with a microphone in hand. “Oh Bayley, Bayley, Bayley. You really think anybody wants to kiss that fat thing? Gross,” Alexa says, gagging at the thought while Bayley mouths the word ‘fat’ in an offended manner and puts her hands over her big cheeks.

“But that is a great idea for a match! So how about while you try to wrestle, I’m going to strip you down, spank your fat ass, and then pin you before making you kiss my Biscuit Butt. How’s that sound, huh?” Alexa asks the crowd, getting a loud pop from all of them while Bayley flushes in anger.

“My ass isn’t fat!” Bayley protests angrily, scowling at Alexa. “But y’know what, I’m glad you answered this, because I can think of no woman I’d rather have kissing this ass than you!” Bayley grins widely as she spins around and mockingly rubs her huge cheeks at Alexa, who reacts with disgust at the idea, as does one of the commentators of Alexa’s gorgeous face going near a fat ass like that.

“Keep dreaming. This ends like every other match between us ever has: you crying and throwing a fit because I’m the hotter, better woman.” Alexa smirks as she slides into the ring and Bayley backs off to her corner, a smug smile still on the Role Model’s face as she envisions Alexa actually kissing her big behind. Alexa meanwhile was one hundred percent confident that Bayley would be worshipping the Goddess.