Bathroom

You open a door and find yourself in an antique looking bathroom. There is a fire burning in the hearth, which is where the light was coming from. Despite its antique look and the apparent age of the house the bathroom seems fully plumbed with a toilet, sink, and shower over the bathtub.

You suddenly realize how filthy you feel and how much you need to shit. After searching in vain for a light switch you realize that there is no electric light in the room and that the fire is the only possible source of light. You go to the toilet, and as you are about to slide down your spandex shorts, you stop and look around. You see no toilet papers anywhere. Oh crap. Maybe you should just keep holding it?

Maybe you want to clean yourself instead? Or just use the porcelain throne right here, right now, knowing that you have nothing to wipe yourself afterward?