Bare Naked Lady Up A Tree !

Debbi looked around helplessly. There was no way she could get down by herself, she was just dangling there. Even if she could somehow extricate herself from her harness, she would then plummet thirty feet to the ground, which was obviously not a very good idea ! Already a sizeable crowd was beginning to gather and gaze up at her. She wanted to keep her legs together but the strain was too much. They needed to drift apart to enable her to balance and the loops from the harness around her thighs were also an encumbrance. "Are you OK ?" a voice called from the ground. "I think so but I'm stuck. Can somebody help me ?"

Once it became established that Debbi was in one piece, the mood changed to one of amusement and curiosity !

"Why are you naked ?"

"It was for charity."

"How come you landed there ?"

"It was the wind. Can somebody help me down ?"

A middle aged woman in tweeds began to harangue Debbi. "That tree is over a thousand years old and now it's in danger of being damaged all because of an idiot like you !"

"I wasn't aiming for it, it was the wind. Can somebody please help me down ?"

"There's a preservation order on that tree, people can't just go clambering all over it" tweed woman asserted. "We need experts. Has anyone called the fire brigade ?"

"I think so" one of the crowd replied. Debbi could see that people now had their phones out for photos and recordings. "Don't look, stop looking."

The banter from the ground was now increasing. "The fire brigade normally get called out to rescue cats from trees."

"Well, I'm pretty sure I can see a pussy up there !"

"Don't look"

A group of teens began a rowdy chant to the old tune of 'coming round the mountains'. "Bare naked lady up a tree; There's a bare naked lady up a tree; Bare naked lady, bare naked lady; Bare naked lady up a tree !"

"Stop looking" cried Debbi.

Sensing an opportunity to make extra sales, a mobile hot dog stand and an ice cream van had made their way to the park. There was now a real party atmosphere. A policeman and policewoman had also now arrived to control the crowd. "The fire brigade are on their way love, we'll soon get you down" the policeman called. "Why are you naked ?"

"It was for charity"

"Arrest her officer, she's damaging a precious tree" insisted tweed woman.

"Let's get her down first madam"

"Tell them to stop looking !"

"I don't think they'll take much notice love."

In the distance, Debbi thought she could hear the two tone sound of a siren !