Balls

You pause at the top of your stairs naked from the waist down. The curtains are drawn, so you're in private and the skylight over the stairwell provides the best light. You feel the hefty weight of your swollen balls tugging painfully at your body. Then you hear a snapping sound, and suddenly the burden of the weight is gone. You look down and watch as your left hairless pink round testicle falls and bounces down the stairs. You panic and take a sudden step forward. The pain is excruciating for a millisecond and then you experience relief.

The right ball goes flying with the momentum of your movement and bounces on the fifth step from the top, and bounces higher and finally lands on the front door latch. The door swings open as your right testicle bounces off the closet door and out the front door. The left testicle's gentle bouncing has continued to the bottom step and now rolls evenly out the open door after your right testicle.

You scream and bolt downstairs after your balls. It's almost like your balls have minds of their own, you see them bounce on to the back of a lorry labelled: