Bail on Her

_Climb up the damn wall to her room?! I'm not fucking Spider-man this plan is idiotic! _There was no way that any of this made sense. How would he:

A. Climb up the wall like a spider monkey?

B. Not be spotted climbing up the wall by other party goers?

and C. Get distracted from landing the sorority president baddy??

He knew what he had to do, but the question was how to let her down gently. He didn't want to ruin any future chances with her. True, she was pretty dumb suggesting such a crazy plan, but she was hot as fuck. He had to do this tactfully. Gently tell her no while at the same time keeping his options open.

"HeyIGottaGoMyMomIsCallingMeOkayCallMeLater!" He scampered off the couch and went to the front porch where he started.

Success. You still got it you sly ole dog. He thought to himself. Damn he was good.

Amber sat there in disbelief. She couldn't believe she almost let a mommy's boy fuck her.