Caaaaake

So as I said I am going to make the next installment about cake so here it is, for a 'pretty cake' you need:

• a petite brunette with freckles
• two spoonfulls of flour (not even a bit more it is important that it is not too much)
• a handfull of gummy bears (the television kind not the candy kind)
• seven pieces of cut bananas (size not important - unless, well no lets not go there)
• a good dose of ****
• twenty cherries without their skin - but with the cores still in 'em
• a good song by mozart (not really necessary but it helps against the screams)
• two discs of good **** porn (because of the screams)
• and well I ran out of silly gimmicks, whats that you want some story now, okay give me a sec, just gonna put the brunette back in her cage the rest can go in the oven - what you thought I was going to eat her? I am a necrophiliac not a cannibal, seriously guys and I am the sick and twisted one?

In all seriousness, let us begin and a small thingamatchinks, I know the difference between how Rachel and Zyrande reacted to the corruption in their mindmatchinks - well for those who said I fucked up plot again at least - Zyrande wanted it so she transitoned immedietly, Rachel not sooo much so that where this comes from well thats my logic anyway if it fits for you in any other way I won't stop you, but please if it fits still use some protection

but now really back to the story:

The three are interrupted by a voice from beside their table "Sorry I heard you need help getting in that fortress, have you ever been inside?" looking up they see a guy with a dozen knives on his belt, with knifes bound to straps which are fixed on his upper body. "And you are who, hottie?" the mermaid asks with a lusty grin. She licks her lips seductivly. "Not interested in only that, merbitch, but I guess whatever you want is worth a lot of goldcoins and maybe even some tokens, so maybe your body and half of it and you and I have a deal." The priest glanzes at his companion over the table and nods. She nods back and meekly says "Yeah, a big amount of both, truth be told." She grins again at him this time showing her teeth. "Thing is its a short event, has something to do with the guy they brought in today. The elven girl you see with us is part of a quest you can get only in a certain region at a certain time and so on. The quest has really high rewards and yes we would share them with you." she says and adds after a small laugh "And you don't look half as bad as most of the guys I had." Rake just shakes his head and dosen't say anything but his look tell Zyrande that she has to play the part.

After looking the girl up and down too the rogue exclaims "They are probably holding him in the prison area, big place, I have been there a couple times when I started off in this region guards are a bit more carefull here than in the capital, but it is actually pretty easy getting into the prison. You just have to get yourself arrested, getting out is the hard part, which neither of you have the skills for." He watches Riki again before he continues "But you on the other hand have a certain skill that would get you in pretty easily." The halfhuman meets his gaze and asks "How so?" He sits down next to Rake opposite her now and details his plan "There is an underwater entrance to the fort, lightly guarded. You go in that way and open the door for us" Saying this he points at another table where a minotaur barbarian and an orc mage are sitting. With a smirk he also adds "Oh, and they want payment too." Being the perfect actress the mermaid panted "Seriously, we don't need a muscle, I am the muscle." The rogue shook his head before he declared "Against at least sixty guardsmen between level 5 and 20 and at least a dozen mages of varying powers and varying strengths not to mention the boss of the dungeon area, the archmage, I highly doubt you two can manage that."

The priest and the mermaid locked eyes and started talking with their hands, quick movements. They used sign language Zyrande realized. After a while Rake declares "Okay, but, only one of you gets to use Riki here, I am Rake by the way." the second part he adds while extending his hands towards the rogue. He grabs it and in turn intodruces himself "My name is Hellfire. The Taurus over there is called Red Bull and the orc goes by the name of Sismcaott" (which means 'shit i spilled my cum all over the table', well at least for me you can get your own reason for a shitty name - also memo to myself don't write and watch porn at the same time) "And i am looking forward to getting my tail inbetween those beautifull legs. When do we start?" he seems eager to get this going. Zyrande isn't so sure if it is because of the quest or because of the fuck. She also is somewhat irritated that he didn't care for her at all, but a quick glance to the priest tells her that that actually is a good thing. Riki exclaims "I would like to see it going down tonight."