Back to the Academy, the Next Day

My first conscious thoughts were accompanied by the pleasurable sensations of a pair of hands wrapped tight around my morning erection, squeezing my epic length and sliding up and down. A familiar annoyed, frustrated feminine voice too.

I opened my eyes to find Guiche kneeling on the bed to the left of my hips and Louise doing so to the right. It was Guiche's hands tugging upon my morning wood. Louise was fully dressed in her school uniform as she shot daggers with her eyes at the guy, though her cheeks were thoroughly flushed.

"Uh... what the fuck?" I groggily spoke and knocked the blonde fop's hands away.

Guiche looked more than a bit dismayed and I first noted that his cheeks were just as rosy as Louise's and then that the crotch of his pants were showing off the exact size and shape of his completely average boner. Heh. There was that absurd 'touch my cock and feel good' normality. He didn't let it bother him for long as he spoke excitedly, "My lord! I was merely tending to my duties to Brimir's Lance! I have already drawn a bath and stand ready to clean and polish your mighty manhood! Let me tell you, Sir Toin, I have spread the story of your sexual conquests far and wide and many a fair maiden now swoon to be held in your arms and be 'twixt' by your glorious holy prick!"

Louise spoke up, barely concealed irritation perfectly evident in her tone, "I... would have had a bath made but this.... imbecile was already knocking on my door at an ungodly hour..."

I smirked. Okay, this was too hilarious. I could see how frustrated my dear summoner and would-be familiar was by the intrusion of this idiot into the perfect little love-nest her room had become. Because of the way I'd worded the normality, she couldn't play the part of my devoted servant with Guiche present and it obviously galled her something fierce that he was doing so right in front of her. Yea, I guess I hadn't realized how that stupid shit I'd said while fucking Guiche's girls would impact Louise.

It was too amusing at the moment to fix and I let it go. Instead I told the dude, "Hey, no touching my dick by yourself for no reason."

An alarmed expression appeared on Guiche's face, "Oh no! I must express profuse apologies if it appeared that I was laying hand to Brimir's holy staff without reason! I was, of course, stroking it to bring you to climax and relieve you of its heavy insistent erection!"

And to hopefully cum your own brains out, eh?

"Sure, but that's for girls to do. Otherwise it's gay, man. Jeeze, your job is to help me get it hard for putting it into a girl, guiding it into their tight little cunts, and well.. I guess jacking me off when I want to cum on their bodies instead of inside." I was fully aware of the absurdity of my statement, but no one else was! I decided what was normal now!

"Duly noted. I am chastised, my lord, but know that I will endeavor with all of my honor and integrity to carry out my duties as your loyal Page forthwith!" He placed his hand solemnly atop his breast as if making a vow and I had to chuckle at how I'd twisted this arrogant noble idiot into my loyal little minion. "Shall I bathe you, then?"

"Sure, but just my back. Louise will take care of my cock... with her mouth."

There was a fair bit of entertaining sniping back and forth between the two of them but they obeyed. Within minutes, I was sitting ensconced within a luke warm bath with Guiche essentially giving me a shoulder massage after some instruction and Louise leaning over the side of the tub to suck on the end of my member sticking out of the water.

Eventually, after cumming in Louise's mouth and she lost the majority of my load exploding out the sides of her lips to dirty the bath water, I got dressed. Well, Guiche and Louise both helped me put my clothes on. The pinkette not realizing what she was doing till most of the way through, her competition with Guiche clouding her mind to the point where she actually admitted her status, "Ah! ah -I'm his familiar! You're just his dick's Page! You serve his phallus for religious reasons! I serve him! In every way!"

A soft haughty laugh, "He's your familiar, Zero. You are insane! Your insanity that your relationship is the opposite is... purely absurd! My status as his Page, dutiful servant to Brimir's divine gift, proud purveyor and agent of its use, is REAL!"

"Real? Don't make me laugh! You're a boy! So... You can't possibly serve this cock better than me, a beautiful fragile noble lady blessed with a womanhood wholly designed by Brimir to accept his Gift!"

"You're laughing? Really?" retorted Guiche as he let out several fake guffaws, "That's what I think about the chances your tiny flat little zero body could possibly take all of my lord's divine lance! Not like my dear Monmon could or my lord's lady Katie, not to mention the dozen lovely beauties I have wooed for him of late!"

That was enough to get my attention and I said, "You've wooed twelve girls for me?"

"Indeed I did!" Guiche grinned as he zipped me up, "It was not difficult I must confess as the entire student body can't help but thirst for the merest tidbit of rumor about you. I've described our epic lovemaking the other day with my perfect Monmon and your devoted Katie far and wide! You have many admirers and those that would wish for you to charm their beds are too many to count!"

"Master!" Louise insisted, "Tell this idiot knave to desist in thinking he is anywhere near a favored servant like I am!"

I snorted with amusement. This was beyond entertaining given how the both of them had treated me before I'd adjusted them with my wonderful earrings. "Oh shut up the both of you and just finish dressing me, alright?"

Sending scathing glares at each other, their mouths clicked shut and they were able to dress me fairly quickly.

Once we'd left the room, I sent them both on their way. Being obsessed over was super fun and definitely ego-stroking (among other things) but I needed my space. They went to class and I was free to wander around without two little butt-buddies cramping my style.

I wandered the halls of this magic school, my mind restless. My dong was satisfied for the time-being but I was still excited beyond belief, my brain brimming with the possibilities. As far as I could tell my power was basically limitless.

I'd confirmed that even the big dick master wizard in charge of this place was completely affected by my newfound powers. And the way those teen-aged nobles had danced to my tune, Guiche giving up his girls and becoming my dick's man servant? Not to mention all those people at the capital, lusting after me even though I'd been miles away when I'd used the earrings. I had the feeling these earrings' influence were universal but then again, what did I know? Your principal at your average school, hell, even your most prestigious university wasn't even close to being a truly powerful person in the world I'd left. For all I knew they actually did have a range and past like ten kilometers or something no one was affected.

Still, it seemed likely that within the confines of this actual Hogwarts I was king and could relax somewhat and really enjoy myself.

I snorted with amusement recalling the sex with Matilda in the headmaster's office, knowing the majestically bearded alt-Gandalf was wielding such a tremendous dong was beyond hilarious. The juxtaposition was endlessly amusing to me and I legitimately wanted to see some tight way younger pussies split with that thing. I still couldn't believe all my normalities had added up to actually make the old geezer jack off to me doing his secretary. That had been great, making an authority figure do something obscene like that was awesome and even a huge turn-on. I shook my head in awe as I realized that everyone here was probably going to be thinking about me when they played with themselves. Hell, there was probably some guy beating off right now imagining me fucking their crush or themselves as me.

I decided to go up and visit my very own Master Roshi. I liked the guy. He seemed to be a lecherous pervert after my own heart but my generally atrophied pragmatic side was the one pushing for it. I'd checked my normality list before I'd left the room and the one I'd made about revering me as a leader and having unquestioning admiration to an ever growing degree every time a noble witnessed me fucking was on my mind. I didn't quite know how it would work out but I knew this one was going to be the foundation of keeping me safe and happy in this magic fantasy world that no doubt had plenty of nasty evils just waiting to pounce. I'd even put together a little Excel spreadsheet with the names of everyone I'd encountered with a column for X's every time they'd gotten the show.

Old Big Dick Osmond had just two X's. I'd resolved to make sure the dude in charge of this place always had the most X's. I should really think about putting on a show for a crowd, maybe at one of the meals or in class?

Not in a hurry, I stopped as I encountered a cute maid who was the first Asian looking person I'd laid eyes on since arriving here. Honestly, she looked Japanese and a complete fetishist in her perfect maid uniform. Oh fuck. And she was even a big titty Asian, I realized as I appreciated the way her white smock stretched around her chest. You only saw those in a JAV!

She was sweeping the floor in some random corridor and I caught her shoot a glance at me before blushing and turning away swiftly. This whole thing where everyone fantasized about me sexually was never getting hold.

I didn't even hesitate. I walked right over as her hips swayed sexily with her suddenly furious sweeping and I clasped my hands around her waist and pulled her butt back against my crotch.

"Oh my lord!" she exclaimed.

I leaned in and pressed my face to the side of her throat, my hands sliding up to cup and squeeze her big tits through her uniform. I kissed and licked her neck before pulling back and asking against her ear, "Is this okay? Do you like this?"

"YesyesYES!" she cried out surprisingly quickly, "Take me, my lord, please!"

I blinked. Well, that was surprising. Though I guess it shouldn't have been. Seriously, even though I'd said it, I'd yet to really wrap my head around the fact that everyone, literally EVERYONE found me to be an object of sexual desire, whether it was to be fucked by me, to witness me fucking, or wishing they were me.

"Bend over." I commanded with a hand on her lower back and she didn't hesitate to obey, "Though, you know I'm not a lord, right? I'm just a man of the people, a commoner like you." I slid my hands up along her thighs and flipped up her skirt. I shook my head and groaned as I appreciated the round curves of her ass and the way her frilly white panties stretched across her generous butt cheeks.

"Yes.. ah.. I know..." she managed to say between breathy gasps, "But your status is still so much higher than mine..." Okay. I suppose that shouldn't be surprising. This fantasy land was stuck in the middle ages where social status was king. I may be beneath the nobles in theory but I was still above the commoners. Well, after I'd elevated myself with everyone's newfound fascination with my dick anyway...

I looked above the waistband of her underwear and found my self staring at some bandages and a strange bulge within them. Palming her bountiful cheeks, I asked, "Are you hurt?"

Her fine fat little buttocks shook delightfully against my bulging crotch as she craned her head to look back at me with her pretty face, "Oh no! I...uh... well... the blood of heroes flows within me...."

"Heroes?" I asked confused even as my hands moved to pull and unwrap her bandages as she apparently wasn't injured.

She looked embarrassed as she explained, "Yes, that is what they say. I- have a tail..."

And so she did. I pulled apart the bandages to reveal a starkly black, thin and cylindrical tail erupting right above the cleavage of her ass, the long appendage whipping around and twisting as I released it from its bonds. It was easily four feet long and at the end of it was a broad and flat spade with two wicked sharp shaped appendages to either side of it, giving it the impression of a fat trident. I mean, it was literally shaped like the Spade you'd find on a playing card with two knife shaped wings! Weird.

"Huh." I was surprised but not that surprised. I was familiar with Isekei from animes and a common trope with such fantasy worlds was the presence of 'beast races'. I'd asked Louise about them and she'd told me about Orcs but no cat-girls, dog-girls, and cow-girls or centaurs much to my disappointment. She certainly hadn't said anything about demon girls or Succubus girls which this chick simply had to be right?

I took it's length into my hands and watched her bottom undulate in response and a low throaty moan escape her lips in response. "Holy shit, is this thing a sex part?"

Grasping it and stroking it at the base just beyond her fleshy butt even as my other hand caught the trident tip and squeezed and massaged it, the answer to my question was answered completely as she moaned and squirmed without saying anything intelligible in response. I kept up my exploration for a few minutes and the cute busty maid clearly came her brains out, "Nnnnnggggghhhhh!"

She collapsed to her knees, lovely buttocks rocking and shaking as a lewd spray of juices managed to overcome her panties as I kept up my furious **** on her tail, "Uuuuuugggghhhhhh!!!!"

I was achingly hard in my pants and I really did want to fuck her. But as she lay splayed out on the ground, tail whipping back and forth crazily, as love juices flowed freely, I decided this was enough fun with her for now and I would definitely follow up epic-ally at some later date.

Still, I couldn't help but do something to help her out. It was a true shame that she was, for some reason, hiding her sexy tail. I decided to fix that for her and after a brief bit of deliberation I came up with a solution, "It's normal for those with heroes' blood' to let their tails wag free as most people normally find their tails to be very sexually attractive like the most perfect breasts for men and the most perfect penises for women."