Back home to some trouble

Ethan decided to go back home as he had enough fun in teyvat and would come back another time.

He exited the dimensional doors room and made his way to the living room, he stopped to see an interesting sight

Sophie holding a lamp and ready to throw it at Ruby who's holding a pillow like a shield while Ai was about to throw a bottle of water.

"... Do I need to ask why you three are like this?" Ethan crossed his arms.

"She said Idols are attention seeking puppets." Ruby pouted.

"It's true!" Sophie growled. "Idols are just puppets for show business to make money!"

"Sophie, people love idols, don't make comments like that to the girls who are actually idols." Ethan sighed tiredly.

"... Fine." Sophie huffed.

"Now apologise."

"... Sorry." Sophie gritted her teeth.

Ai sighed. "It's fine, I understand that not everyone thinks idols in a positive way but you didn't need to call us puppets."

Ai had grown since she first arrived, Ethan felt very proud.

Ethan left and went upstairs, he saw Meru waiting by his door. "Oh hey babe, what's up?" Ethan asked her, Meru looked at him.

"Hun, did you know if Loona had her shots?" She asked in a serious tone.

Ethan blinked and thought back. "... No honestly... Why?"

"Because I was watching Helluva Boss... Don't look at me like that, it's entertaining." Meru pouted as Ethan gave her a bewildered look.

"I know but I didn't expect you to because you actually work in the same world technically."

"Well there's an episode about Loona needing her shot, so I suggest you look up some stuff on hellhound health." Meru pecked his cheek with a smile. "Gotta go babe." Meru walked away.

He hated seeing her go, but loved to watch her leave.

"Cortana do a search on hellhound vaccinations and shots needed." Ethan entered his room.

"Of course... Done, sent to your phone in an orderly manner." Cortana responded quickly.

Ethan took out his phone and sat on the bed, the more he read, the deeper his frown got.

"... God damn it, I'll have to go the the character vet for this, the vet in Hell doesn't have the best medicine." Ethan should know, he smuggled meds through Hell during his time there.

"Gotta make an appointment... And gotta have Loona restrained..." Ethan sighed as he started booking for an appointment and thinking on who to bring with him while he takes Loona there.

Maybe Wednesday since they're basically friends.

Ethan stripped and laid in bed as he watched Zom 100.

... Maybe he should take from there next.

Ethan's phone rang, sighing, he checked and saw it was his dad. "Hello?" Ethan answered.

After a few moments, Ethan's face split into a grin. "Seriously? That's great... Yeah I look forward to it... I'll be there tomorrow evening, love you too dad, bye." Ethan hung up and grinned.

"Finally, she'll be so happy to hear this... Although I'm starting to worry about space..." Ethan mumbled. "Cortana, how many rooms are there in the mansion?"

"As of right now, there are currently 101 bedrooms." Cortana answered. "That is including your bedroom."

Ethan blinked. "Oh yeah, I ordered for a space expansion for the rooms, bigger on the inside than on the outside... How many characters do I have?" Ethan asked Cortana as he sat on the edge of his bed.

"Not counting me or any of your harem girls in Hell, 47." Cortana said as she materialised in front of him.

"Okay so I have enough space for more... I'll need to expand again once I reach the 90 number." Ethan mumbled.

"... Sir are you sure you'll be okay with having so many?"

"Of course, I have the clone jutsu and more stamina than I can think of." Ethan waved her concerns off. "I can keep track of all my girls."

"Master, why do you insist on gathering more?"

"Because I'm a greedy bastard who wants more girls just to say yes I can." Ethan smirked.

Cortana sighed but smiled. "Very well, do you wish for me to join you in bed?" Cortana asked.

"Sure, could use a cuddle buddy right now." Ethan did feel tired and it was getting late, Cortana got in the bed, her hard light form was the best thing he added for her.

Getting under the covers, Ethan fell asleep with the beautiful Ai in his arms.