Back Yard (Brother)

“I wanna meet your ‘asshole’ brother” you say with a chuckle. You walk through the kitchen to get to the back door. On the way you stop and your bf’s mom stops you, says hello, and gives you both hugs. After that you go out the back door, and about 15 feet away sits the asshole brother.

He’s got a joint in his hand and is leaning back in a cheap plastic deck chair. He looks at you two and says “Sup”. “Hi, I’m the girlfriend.” The brother looks at you and says “I figured you’d be fatter.”

Your bf face-palms, “Uuuh, I think that’s a complement?” “Devin, why do you gotta say shit like that?” Your boyfriend asks. The brother shrugs, “Hey, you’ve usually liked fat chicks. Just saying.”

“Boy you are kind of an asshole, aren’t you?” He takes a quick hit from his joint, “Yeah I guess.” You smirk, “I kind of like you.” You grab one of those cheap plastic chairs and sit down.