Back Across the Street

David hadn’t been expecting to wake up on the floor next to his bed. Nor was he expecting for the first thing he felt to be his dick at full mast and in **** need of attention. And yet despite this he chose to simply get up and make way for his kitchen.

He thought back to last night, particularly his quite odd yet arousing dream. His cock coming to life, it being able to talk, it sounding like a hot & sexy woman. He looked down at his crotch, watching his dick bob with each step he took and the need to jerk it off continuously growing.

He laughed, saying jokingly “Don’t worry, I’ll take care of you in a minute.”

David missed the smile on his cock’s tip as it strained, causing him to almost lose his balance.

“Shit… looks like I still need to wake up a bit.” David carried onward, obliviously ignoring what were clearly pleas from his cock for attention, a frown now on his dick’s tip.

Opening his fridge, David took stock of what he had available and didn’t like what he saw. A near empty fridge, barring some juice and a loaf of bread.

“Damn, I’ll have to go for groceries today.”

His cock strained again, this time much harder making him grab onto his fridge for support.

“Nnngh, Oh fuck….” he reached a hand down and gripped his dick tightly.

“Feeling naughty, are we?” He asked his cock.

His cock moaned and pushed itself into his hand, thrusting his hips without his input.

That’s when he let go of his cock in shock confusion.

“What the shit!?”

An annoyed groan met his ears.

“You really can’t take a hint can you?”

David jumped, looking down at his crotch in shock. His cock was fully erect and waving at him.

“Morning David!” His cock smiled at him

“This is real… last night actually happened…” David was at a loss of words.

His dick laughed a girly laugh “Of course it’s real. I’m alive! And I feel sooo good…”

David’s dick strained itself again making him almost collapse, but he stayed standing “Okay, okay… just calm down for a second.”

“Hah! Are you kidding? Now that I’m alive, there’s so much to experience!” His dick turned to point up at him, a suggestive smile adorned across her tip “So many ways to make me cum…”