Chapter 10 by Valentine

So is Draco a traitor or a baby?

Baby Draco

“I won’t betray another pure blood to you filthy traitors.” Spat Draco. Ginny stared at him for several seconds legitimately surprised.

“I didn’t know you had that kind of backbone Malfoy. Doesn’t mean I’m not going to do this but know that I’m really impressed.” She then began scribbling in the Rulebook. Draco, possesses of a morbid curiosity couldn’t stop himself from watching what was about to happen to him.

New Rule: Draco Malfoy is unable to speak proper English his verbal ability is similar to that of a two year old.

“Hey! Dat’s no fair! Big Meanie!” Shouted Draco causing Ginny to burst out laughing. Unfortunatly try as he might Draco could not figure out just what was so funny. All he had done was tell her to stop and call her a bitch.

Old Rule: Draco Malfoy is only able to wear a onesie.

Draco pulled on his onesies bottom. It was autumn and that always made his legs cold.

New Rule: Draco Malfoy has an Oral Fixation he needs to always have a pacifier, a bottle, a nipple, or his thumb in his mouth or he will become extremely anxious and soon start to cry.

Draco swiftly put his thumb in his mouth and began sucking vigorously. “Aw how adorable.” Said Ginny. “Don’t worry we’ll go out and buy you a nice set of pacifiers and bottles.”

“Me a grown-up!” Shouted Draco. “I can use a big boy cup I don’t need a baba.” This once again caused Ginny to burst out laughing.