BREAKING NEWS: ALL Female Illegal Immigrants to become Sex Slaves! (6.24.25)

NUMBER OF COMMENTS IN-UNIVERSE: 1,000+

The comments are filled with people on both sides of the political isle who aren't happy and even down right furious about this but for entirely different reasons. Non-cult MAGA & Trump supporters especially who're very disappointed that Trump is breaking his promise on one of the key issues he ran on that helped him win the election.

And then you got the memers, trolls and wishful thinkers in the comments who're like: "Holy shit it's finally happening! GOVERNMENT MANDATED [LATINA] GIRLFRIENDS, BOYS! LET'S GOOOO!"

'Earlier today, President Donald Trump signed Executive Order 669, making it so that all women over 18 who have entered this country illegally that are caught & detained by I.C.E. have 2 choices: Register to become a sex **** with the guaranteed possibility of freedom and legal citizenship down the road. Or be deported alongside their male counterparts.'

'Already there's been a lot of lies, fake news and misinformation from Leftists on social media, the mainstream media and the Blue contingent of the Uniparty swamp in D.C. That these women caught by I.C.E. won't be actually given a choice or eventual freedom and those that choose the slavery route will be only for those who voted for or are loyal to him.'

'Not only that, but there are already reports (which have been proven false BTW), that there are already roving gangs of racist white men (because why wouldn't there be? Seriously, they need to come up with something fresh and original. That kind of racist fear mongering doesn't work anymore), forming nationwide to hunt down & capture both illegal AND legal WOC because the official White House website says that citizens who find and bring in any woman who isn't white - regardless of their legal status - will not only get a reward, but will also get to keep her for themselves! Hell they can even bypass the authorities and reward entirely!'

'Again, not only is that not true and so ridiculous it's hilarious, but is completely contradicted by the Executive Order itself, which states that anyone who does exactly that - especially that last part - will face the same punishment as someone who helps an illegal evade I.C.E.: State or Federal imprisonment for Aiding & Abetting, harboring a fugitive and interfering with Law Enforcement during an active criminal investigation. Only now with extra charges including ****, sexual **** and illegal sex trafficking.'

'So while it's not the nightmare scenario the Left says it is, Trump's actions recently have been kinda disappointing recently. Above all we were promised no new wars (though that one is slightly justified cause if you think Religious Extremists should have nukes, you're fucking insane!) and mass deportations for illegal aliens. Every. Single. One. NO EXCEPTIONS! And while it's good to see that he's kept most of his promises, it's becoming very clear that he's starting to - or at least partially - become part of the very swamp he swore to drain.'

'Though honestly, even the most die hard of MAGA supporters knew deep down that this would happen eventually. And honestly that's fine, it is what is and you gotta take what you can get sometimes.'