B.B.B.

It was on the page where Ben's avatar was now adorned with his penguin birthmark. Some sort of Anime nerd site, if I could tell.

“You got to be kidding me”, Ben stammered. “She didn't log in for three months!”

“She?”, I asked, my interest now definitely piqued.

“An...acquaintance”, Ben clarified. “We chatted a couple of times in the past, but she logs in so rarely...”

“You thought it was safe.”

“Yes”, Ben admitted. “W-what am I going to do now, Sis! My life is ruined!”

I rolled my eyes. “Ok, calm down, you little drama queen. Lets check out the message first.”

The girl, named Yuki, had a generic anime catgirl avatar and the message, simply titled “lol”, read as follows.

“Nice new av. What gives XD”

Not exactly the most articulate lady, as it seems. “At the very least she seems only amused, not freaked out”, I commented. “Good for you.”

Ben’s response was to groan in abject humiliation.

“Well? What are you waiting for? Don’t want to answer her?”

That prospect seemed to horrify Ben even more. “H-How am I supposed to explain this.”

I shrugged. “Seems fairly obvious to me. You can simply claim that you lost a bet to your sister.”

“What? No way!”

“Do you have a better idea?”

Ben didn't and so he used the classic lost bet angle. It didn't take long for an answer to come.

“Lol, u serious? I love ur sis!”

“See?”, I said, beaming with pride. “This girl gets it.”

Looks like crisis was averted. Or so I thought. Not a minute later, yet another message came in.

“That u butt?”

Ok, now it was getting interesting. My lips curled into a slight smile. “Ben, does this girl know you in real life?”

“Sis, whatever you are planning, don't.”

“Answer me.”

“N-No”, Ben admitted.

“I see.” I nodded sagely. “Tell her it's your butt.”

Ben screamed and cursed, but it matters little. The small yes was soon send over the interwebs.

“LOL”

“Saved ;P”

“Cute Boxers!”

“Now I have a picture of PenPen's butt ^^”

“Nice butt ;P”

“And nice birthmark! Looks like a dog.”

Wow, that girl was thirsty. And had serious ADHD.

“Ben, tell that uneducated Thot that this is obviously a penguin and...” But before I could finish the sentence yet another message popped in.

“Prove it.”

“That it is ur butt.”

Oh my.

“Sis, no”, Ben very adamantly stated.

SIS YES!

“Ben, If a cute girl asks you for a butt pic it is your responsibility of a man to oblige.”

So, we did the only reasonable thing in this situation. We took another pic of Ben's birthmark, this time while wearing Barney briefs. I also wrote today's date and his username on Ben's back for good measure.

The response to this was a flurry of emojis. If this was indicative of Yuki's mental state, she probably just had a stroke.

“Are you ok?”, I had Ben timidly tip.

“OMG YES!”

“dfiuhfdykykdyvkjdhjkjdddjddjjjjjjjjjjj!!!!!!!!!!!”

“BARNEY?!!!!????????????????”

“She totally just masturbated to this, Ben”, I helpfully told him.

Ben was, well its hard to describe him right now. After all he just send a picture of his butt to a girl he knew for quite a long time(I assume) Not only that, but the girl was totally into it.

What sister would I be, If I wouldn't capitalize on that?

I snatched the phone from Ben's hand and started typing.

“Big Sis here. Looks like you are enjoying yourself ;P”

“Yes! Lol!”

“What about u?”

“Are u into this? “big sis”

Oh, I get it. Yuki apparently thinks that this is just Ben enjoying some kinks of his. Well, that's the most reasonable explanation, I guess.

“I am.” I typed back. “Anything else you want him to do?”

“ANYTHING?”

Geez.

“Within reason”, I typed back. I was a responsible big sis after all.

There was a bit of pause with that one. Not too surprising, I just gave her free reign after all. Soon enough though the flurry of texts starting coming in again.

“loool!”

“got something.”

“ur not gonna do it though lmao.”

“wanna know? ;)

“Looks like Yuki wants to see how far you go”, I quipped.

“I am already gone too far”, Ben groaned. “Can we please stop this with some of my dignity intact?”

“You won't have to show your face”, I offered Ben as I typed Yuki to shoot her idea.

“Do the barney dance lol!”

Well. Great minds happen to think alike and all that.

“In ur undies.”

“Singing and dancing.”

“And then send me the vid.”

“Too spicy? ;P”

“Lmao.”

“Oh boy, that's definitely spicy.” I took a deep breath as I looked on Ben’s reaction.

“It's way too spicy!”, Ben cried. “Are you kidding me? I can't do this!”

“Well, technically, you can”, I corrected him.

“You know what I mean!”

“Look”, I started with my most conciliatory smile. “Under normal circumstances, I would agree that this is probably a bit much. But extraordinary circumstances require extraordinary measures. Besides, do you really want Yuki to think you are a chicken?”

“Argghhh!!!”

Ben looked like he was very close to his limits as far as humiliation goes. Pushing him any further might actually cause him to faint, which would be kinda hot in its own way, but still!

“Alright fine”, I said with a sigh, as I started typing again. “How about this?”

“PenPen's is going to do it. But he really doesn't want to. Like he is super embarrassed about it. Do you really want him to go through with it?”

Obviously in this situation any sane person would back down. Wow, Ben really is lucky to have such an understanding sister.

In response Yuki send a video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQRW0RM4V0k

Whelp.

While Ben was having a mental breakdown I wrote Yuki back. “Ten minutes.”