Awkward explanations

Kaveha had no idea what to say when he saw Dehya arrived. Upon seeing Xianyun, Dehya immediately scowled at the sight of her. It was a normal response for most after all. How should a woman behave when they see there supposed lover intimately close with another woman who naked and looking smug.

"Kaveha, who is this?" Dehya said in the most passive aggressive tone possible. Kaveha looked back at Xianyun who merely smirked before sauntering forward, without a care in the world.

"Hello, mother." Xianyun greeted. This actually seemed to catch Dehya by surprise. She actually looked in shock. Kaveha couldn't recall ever seeing her like that before or after possession.

"Mother...but wait..that's...how?" Dehya gasped.

"I was the first one you let out." Xianyun explained. "I travelled to Liyue where I saw this woman cooking a top a mountain. I slipped into her pot and when she ate her food, I possessed her."

"Just like that?" Dehya wondered.

"Just like that." Xianyun said smugly. "And if you're wondering how I get here so quickly then I should inform you that this body is an adepti's body." She said proudly.

"AN ADEPTI?" Dehya gasped aloud. "No wonder you look like that, those things alike lesser gods." Dehya said in disbelief.

"Yes. I must say I was fortunate to have such an amazing body for my host." Xianyun smiled as she rematerialized her outfit. She was satisfied to have gotten such high praise.

"So excuse me...but I have some questions." Kaveha butted in. "Like what's an Adepti...and how do we have children...and why did you try that little stunt earlier." He grumbled as he turned to his 'child'.

"Ah well that's easy....so..."

One explanation later...

"So when we did....that." Kaveha stuttered.

"You can say you had sex. I'm a big girl, I know what it is." Xianyun giggled. This earned a playful smile from Dehya.

Kaveha ignored her. "When we did that, instead of making a human baby, instead we made slug babies...and one of those babies found there way into a mystical woman...bird from the Geo nation and you wanted to come back to find us and tease me." He summarized.

"Yup." They both answered.

"Although to clarify. You aren't technically her 'father'." Dehya explained. "You see my slug form may have eaten your semen...but its not like the offspring share your DNA. It's like...eating an egg. A person can consume it for nourishment but it doesn't make any child they have part chicken." She told him.

"Well that's a relief." Kaveha sighed. "I was getting worried I actually had kids for a second." He sighed in relief.

"I man you still can." Dehya implored. "If either us have sex with you right now...we can just ignore the semen and let it make a human baby."

"I'll pass."

"Fair enough."

"So what are you planning to do now?" Dehya questioned her 'daughter'.