Awkward dinner

Jormund spent days searching the human kingdoms. Many settlements were scorched with fire until nobody in them was left alive. Jormund was not a dragon to do things by halves, especially with how dangerous this Darth Vader character seemed to be.

As for the lives lost, Jormund saw the mortal races as children unable to take care of themselves. It was for their own good that he rule over them.

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Fred, Alice and Daenerys were having dinner with Alice's parents.

"So this alliance?" asked Arthur.

"Oh, yeah" said Fred, stuffing his face, "I think it'd be in your own best interest if you accepted me as your ruler of my new empire"

Alice facepalmed.

"Are you threatening to invade us?" asked Arthur.

"I think what Vader means-" began Alice.

"Well, you see, I conquered the amazons, I conquered Astolfo, I took down Sorvile and I defeated the Order of Saint Joan, mostly by punching people in the cunt, its kinda my signature move"

"Let me get this straight, Alice, you're asking us to hand our kingdom over to this madman?" asked Regina.

"Oh no" said Fred, biting out of a chicken, "you will be allowed to run the day to day but Camelot would be part of my empire. Not thought of a name for it yet"

"This is completely ridiculous" said Regina, "you think you can just walk in here and demand-"

"Well, yeah, because I have a dragon and I'm an incubus"

Fred shifted into his incubus form. Regina screamed in horror.

"Guards, kill him" shouted Arthur.

Guards came running to Fred who took out his flame sword. Alice ran between them.

"Stop this, I am trying to resolve this peacefully"

"Can't we just kill them?" asked Fred.

"No" said Alice.

"But I thought were against slavery" said Fred, "I mean I don't care for ending it because sex and stuff. I will leave the children out of it. No girl will suffer the horrors of sexual slavery until she's eighteen years old"

"They're still my parents" said Alice, "as for you, mother and father, you do want to resolve this peacefully. You won't be still to defeat Darth Vader"

"Are you telling me, we have to some of our slaves go?" asked Regina.

"Slavery is a barbaric and cruel-"

"But they're elves"

"Listen, you will still keep the legal adult slaves" said Fred, "you just won't be allowed to fuck minors. Also any cute girls that at least eighteen years old, will be my personal fucktoys. You can keep the male ones, I'm not into gay stuff. I mean, I'd fuck King Marcus but he's a girl now"

"What do you think slavery is?" asked Alice.

"Well, its a way to fuck lots of bitches" said Fred, "or watch naked women in chains doing stuff while being whipped"

"Are you using slavery as something to get off on?" asked Regina.

"Isn't that the point behind having slaves?"

"So Alice, why are you siding with a man who will keep slavery as an institute?" asked Arthur.

"Because he's the only one who'll at least free some slaves" said Alice, "hopefully, in a few generations, the entire thing can end"