Author’s Note.

I hate fanfic.

There. I’ve said it.

Now let me explain why I’m writing fanfic.

If you’re reading this, odds are you’ve read some of my other stuff, in which case you know that three things have occurred in my life which have prevented me from writing. Writer’s block, medication, and a crippling audio drama addiction. For those who haven’t read my other stuff, go read it now. I’ll wait.

Back? Good. So I was rereading through some of my older work, trying to find the spark, and my first story jumped out at me. It’s a thinly veiled autobiographical account of some of my life in the ‘90s. I missed using my own voice while writing so I decided to take another stab at it. This resulted in another time traveling venture down Memory Lane, and recalling a particularly interesting time in my life filled with odd events and a cast of very colorful characters. Which pushed me to compare some of the events to some of my beloved podcasts. I was thinking about Handjob and realized “This guy could have easily been created by Terry Miles.”

So that’s why I’m writing fan fiction.

Except I’m not.

My story may exist in the same universe as the PNWS podcasts. All of them seem to share a universe. Tanis. Rabbits. The Last Movie. Faerie. But it won’t be borrowing any of the characters there. I’m not sure if I’m violating intellectual property by doing this and if I am, I’m sorry Terry. Good luck suing me though. I’m broke.

Unless it’s true, in which case…

Either way, this is meant as an homage to the works of Terry Miles. I hope you enjoy it.

~W