Attempt to Attack Him

You rushed at the Pig Bandit with your sword held high. You were going to strike down this vile Pig and slay him immediately! Atleast....That's what you thought. When you rushed at the Pig, you would trip immediately in the mud. Your face came crashing down onto the gross nasty floor, your body covered in it. It's vile stink hit you like a slap in the face. You quickly tried to get up, pushing yourself up and leaning on your sword to help you stand.

By then however, it was much too late! The Pig had inched himself closer, and his big pink butt was right in your face. "Time to smell, stupid Adventurer!" With a big push, a giant gas cloud came all over your face and body.

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!!!

Your nose was burning hot from the Pig Bandit's raw stink. When the fart shot all over your face, there was little you were capable of doing than taking it like a good loser fart cushion. He hadn't even sat on you yet, but from how close he was he might as well have been. The massive fart blew your sword far away, and knocked you on your ass. Your hair was blowing back from the sheer **** of it, almost all of your strength gone. You were sitting there like an idiot in the mud, utterly stunk out by one fart from the first enemy you saw.

Once the fart finished, the gross aroma waved around in the air. The Pig Bandit looked back at you, a cocky arrogant smile on his face. "What's the matter? Weren't you going to defeat me? Where's that sword of yours...?" Mockingly, the Pig Bandit closed in on you. All of the distance between the two of you was gone, his thick aroma destroying the last of your sense of smell. He turned sideways, lifting his leg. His thick butt was standing over you, the shadow covering you completely.

"Alright Cushion. Get ready for your new life! Hnnngh..." You tried to move, but the mud was so thick and heavy. All you could do was sit there, having been stupid enough to rush at the fat assed monster.

bFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!!!

The last thing you saw was the giant burst of gas engulfing your face. You coughed and gagged, immediately fainting **** beneath the Pig Bandit's fat farting ass.

...Fin?