Attack of the zombie penises

“Srex clutched her large jiggling breasts under one arm as the shrunken undead phalluses started to grow to erect proportions. At that moment she realised her succubus nature would not help her best her foe… or perhaps it could. Perhaps… Could she perhaps use her power as a succubus to tame these undead cocks, this alarmingly growing army of tiny tumescent soldiers…” Oswald von Lipp suggested to Tizzy the pretty goblin barmaid as she put down the glass she had been polishing and locked the door behind Drex.

“You know the best kinds of stories Ozzie?” The serving girl asked.

“No,” Oswald replied tilting his head.

“The ones with a happy ending,” The impish goblin gal explained.

Oswald nodded as he unbuckled his britches. “I like happy endings Tizzy, Tell me more…”

“Oh I know you do Ozzy. I know you do…”