Attack!

"Hilda! We... we have to do something!" Sally implores her nervous, indecisive mistress.

"I..." Hilda stammers.

The witch wraps her arms around Hunk's neck and leans in for a kiss.

And that's when Hilda finally snaps.

No one kisses her man. Nobody (even though she's never actually worked up the nerve to talk to him before, but still).

Hilda rises to her feet, her fear gone, and replaced by burning, searing hot jealousy and rage.

"NO!" The naked warrior shouts, letting loose a might warrior's cry as she charges towards the witch and *her* man. "NOOOOOOOOO!"

The witch, Hunk, and his traveling companion all and turn freeze, terrified by what they see; a naked, dirty, disheveled, and clearly deranged woman screaming and charging right at them!

"A barbarian!" Shriek's Hunk's companion as she clutches her medallion in terror.

Hunk just stands there, mouth agape and face turning red as he drinks in the sight of such a nude beauty.

Sally leaps from her hiding spot and screams too, but that probably has more to do with the fact she realized she was sitting in poison ivy.

Hilda let's out a mighty warrior's shriek (one Xena would be proud of) and leaps at the witch.

"Oh no," the witch mutters under her breath. She starts gesticulating her arms, as she desperately attempts to cast a spell, but she's too slow, and the naked knight tackles her to the ground.