Athena crashes a party

It felt nice for Athena to know that she wasn’t the only woman streaking in the city. Misery loves company and all that. But now, she had a bigger issue. Namely, the crowd of people that surrounded her on the promenade.

To escape the crowd, Athena jumped down to the beach, with such great luck that she landed in the middle of a party. There were even more people there than in the boardwalk. And they all noticed the naked bombshell that dropped seemingly out of nowhere.

Letting out an embarrassed squeal, Athena desperately weaved around beer barrels and rolled underneath a volleyball net to keep going. Her ears burned with the whistles and catcalls she received. Toasts were raised in her honor, and she soon became the life of the party, even as she wanted to run away from it.

After declining the tenth beer invitation and ducking to dodge the fifth selfie someone attempted to take with her, Athena decided that maybe the sidewalk wasn’t as bad as the beach. Putting one of her hands to cover her butt crack, she left the party behind with the collective cheers of the people greeting her off.

Event: Wrong Turn

You accidentally streak through a busy outdoor event or festival, drawing the attention of a large crowd.

Effect: Lose 2 dignity points as you try to escape without being caught.

“This has to be the worst day I've ever had.”

“At least you made a lot of people happy.” Widget said.

“They were laughing at me, not with me, Widget.” Athena sighed. “Although maybe you are right. Maybe I can find some humor in this humiliation. It’s not like there have been any serious consequences for… Come ON!”

“Not you again!” Widget yelled.

A familiar police officer stood in front of Athena, looking about half as exasperated as she was. “I should have known you were the cause of the disturbance.”

“Yeah, no kidding? Apparently, a naked girl can’t walk five steps in this town without causing a ruckus! If you are going to arrest me, please do it now. I can’t stand-”

“Third warning,” the cop said, returning to his patrol. “There won’t be a fourth!”

“Come on! At least give me a blanket or something. Ugh!”

“Jerk!” Widget said.

“You said it Widget, now let’s go, ah!”

Police Problem Card: Nothing to see here.

You haven´t broken any laws, but the cops don´t quite buy that you aren´t up to mischief. They let you go with a warning.