At the station

Ted kept his hand on Aaron’s knee the entire trip to the police station. This time, though, it seemed to be more out of concern than to cop a feel.

After what seemed like an eternity, both because of concern for his daughter and Ted’s hand on his stocking-clad knee, Ted pulled quickly into a parking space. Quickly exiting he car, he ran around and helped Aaron out, for once not fondling him.

Aaron, hampered by his heels, was unable to do much more than mince along quickly, holding onto Ted for support. It didn’t click in his mind that he really didn’t show anything that said, “Father” until they were almost in the door.

“Wait!” Aaron said in his breathy voice. “I can’t go in there looking like this!”

Completely misunderstanding, Ted replied, “Don't worry, they'll understand. Let’s go get your daughter out.” He grabbed Aaron’s manicured hand and dragged him into the police station.

They walked up to the counter where a bored looking sergeant in a blue police uniform sat, reading something on his desk. He looked up as the couple approached. The woman was cute... sexy even. But she was with a guy, so his interest dwindled.

“Uh...” Aaron started, completely humiliated by this entire scene.

“Let me, honey,” Ted interrupted, taking over. “This woman’s daughter has been arrested and we’re here to get her out.”

The sergeant said flatly, "In order to speak to people arrested, you'll need to sign in and show ID." He thrust a clipboard at the couple. "Sign in here."

Aaron blanched. "Uh... Ted," he said, softly, "Why don't you..."

The sargeant cut Aaron off. “If you both want to talk to your daughter, you’ll both need to sign in”

“Oh, she’s not his daughter! I mean, he’s not her father....” Aaron babbled, not wanting the sargeant to think they were married.

The sargeant smirked at the nervous woman, thinking to himself that they weren’t married. Perhaps there was a possibility for her interest after all.

Ted meanwhile, had fished his wallet out of his pocket and was handing his license to the officer. Aaron stared uncomfortably at Ted, knowing what was expected of him. “Well?” The desk sergeant’s barking question jolted him back to reality. He had little choice but to open his purse and fish out his wife’s ID. Nervously digging it out, knowing that he was going to get caught, in a police station, as a guy in drag, he fumbled his purse, spilling several condoms and a tampon onto the floor.

“Shoot!” Aaron exclaimed and hurriedly tried to pick up the condoms and tampon. He bent over awkwardly to retrieve them, giving the sargeant a prime view of his ass, hugged by the clingy dress.

The sargeant really enjoyed that view, and smiled at this sexy woman. Carrying rubbers in her purse, he knew that she was sexually active. And probably great in the sack. He decided to turn on even more charm.

Aaron handed the ID to the sargeant, his hand looked so delicate with the long nails. He tried to not shake as he handed it over and waited to be called out.

The sargeant took the ID’s and made copies of them. He then slid a clipboard towards Ted and Aaron. “Sign here,” he said, gesturing to a somewhat wordy form with signature lines at the bottom.

Ted grabbed the pen and immediately signed. He handed the pen to Aaron who tried to read the legalese. “...May be required to appear in court....” and “...certifies that they are who they claim to be...” on the form before Ted anxiously said, “Just sign it honey!”

Biting his lip, Aaron tried signing it as best he could. The long nails made the pen awkward to hold, so what he scribbled was mostly illegible.

“So, Miss Fletcher,” the sargeant said, reading his name off the ID and smiling. Aaron knew he was about to get called out, and closed his eyes, dreading what was about to happen.

“Yes,” he said in his breathy whisper.

“Is this your current address?” he asked

Aaron opened his eyes, stunned at the question. “Uh...”

Ted interrupted again “No. She just moved here. She’s living at 1495 Parkview Terrace now.”

Aaron shot daggers at Ted.

“I see. Well, you’ll have to get a new license then. Tell you what,” the sargeant said, as he pulled the ID back behind the desk and started typing on his computer. “Let me check here...” he paused, waiting for the computer to load some information “Hmph Stupid records. Says here you’e deceased. We’ll just fix that and...” A printer hummed to life and the sargeant handed the sheet to Aaron.

“Take this to the DMV within the next two days and get yourself a new license. I’ll drop by in a few days to make sure you’ve done it. You can’t drive on that, so maybe your boyfriend....” he left the sentence hanging as he gestured to Ted.

“Oh, he’s not my boyfriend,” Aaron said, without thinking, exasperated that he had no ID or wallet at all now.

“Oh?” said the sargeant.

“Well, not yet,” Ted said. “This is our first date. I’ll make sure she gets a new license.”

“That’s OK, Ted, you don’t...”

“Shhh, Erin You heard the officer. You don’t want to get arrested, do you?” He winked.

Aaron was now stuck having Ted take him to get a new driver’s license as Erin Fletcher.

“Now, if you go down this hall, your daughter is in the second door on the left,” the sargeant said. “I’m Luke. If you need anything, Erin, just let me know And don’t forget, I’ll be dropping by to check on you!” He smiled and gave a little wave, watching Erin’s ass sway as she minced down the hall into the room