At the fair in a speedo and hat

Lauren waddled into the fair. Waddled was the only word for it. The speedo was digging so tightly into her butt that she moved extremely awkwardly. Also it didn't help Britney had slid an acorn right over her crotch, making the whole situation more uncomfortable!

As they entered the fair Lauren's blood ran cold at the sight of hundreds, maybe thousands of people. Instantly nearby heads turned, looking at her in confusion, shock, and then at last amusement. Lauren blushed furiously, hanging her head and praying she wasn't recognized

"Look at him!"

"Quite the outfit!"

"Somebody needs a diet!"

"You can see his little bulge!"

"Oh my god it's so tiny!"

"Isn't it crazy?" Britney leaned in and whispered. "You're walking around with your tits hanging out... and everyone thinks your a little boy!"

"Th... they do not!" Lauren denied weakly...