At the end of the Day

“Helluva induction, right?” Ian said sympathetically as he put the two pint glasses down on the table, sliding one over and situating himself next to the still shell-shocked James in quiet beer garden. It was a warm summer's evening, and Ian had taken pity on the poor new teacher and taken him out of the insanity of the school for a traditional constitutional.

“They're just...” James started, staring at the pint of lager as if it held the secrets of the universe, his brain trying to catch up and process the day's events. It seemed like a lifetime since he'd first met Rachael in the restaurant for lunch, but somehow it was less then 8 hours.

“I know.” Ian answered reassuringly “ They're a handful, right? You should have seen my first day”

“I mean they're so....” James muttered, gesticulating in the air “and they...”He paused, unable to quite find the words to describe his afternoon. He finally looked from the full pint back to reclining the drama teacher, worried realisation on his face “Laura! Mate I couldn't- She...”

“Jimmy, it's fine. Don't worry” Ian replied with a smile and reassuring shake of his head, picking up his pint and taking a pull.

“But we...I...Her ass...fucking hell...”

“Don't worry! Look, if it makes you feel any better, I spent yesterday afternoon fucking four students, Rachael included” Ian replied casually, taking another sip “And that was after a morning and lunchtime fuck with Laura.”

“You did?” James asked, his heart lifting a little as he heard Rachael's name mentioned.

“Yup. Spitroasted her with another student and she licked both of us clean.” the drama teacher continued, as casually as if he were chatting about last night's results.

“Look, things don't work around the school like they do in the outside world. Yeah, Laura's my girlfriend and I love her to bits, but that doesn't we don't fuck other people. Literally everyone here does.”

“Rachael! I mean, she's great and all, but...”

“But what? I saw the look in her eye when we left the hall - Rach clearly has it bad for you. You got it for her too, so it seems like a good match to me. Fuck, she's probably in a shower somewhere right now planning your evening and “getting clean”. Which likely means having her ass licked by Laura or Zoe or Diamond or fuck-knows whoever else” Ian finished, drinking some more of his pint.

“This is fucking insane” James responded with a sigh, taking his drink and downing half of it in one.

“Whole fucking thing's insane mate.” Ian agreed “If someone told you three months ago that you'd be hung like a fucking horse and surrounded by a women who make pornstars look like nuns, you'd tell them to get fucked. Now look at you.”

“Thats...a good point” James conceded with a nod, taking another pull on his beer and letting the thought hang in the air.

“Just have your cake and eat it Jimmy.” Ian said encouragingly “There are at least a dozen guys at school who would have give half their fuckin' dick to call Rach their girlfriend – which is ironic, because if they did do that she'd drop them in an instant for being too small – and she's on you like a rash. Just enjoy it.”

“When you put it like that that, I guess there's ****...” James conceeded, seeing Ian's point.

“If it makes you feel any better, you can even have my full permission to fuck Laura whenever you want to, if you both have the time...” Ian said with a grin “Since you like stacked blondes so much”

“You....can do the same to Rach, I guess?” James offered, still a little unsure of what dynamic he and his new co-worker were having.

“Very gentlemanly of you. Well, it was gonna happen anyway - you know those two have a way of getting what they want – but its cool you're down with it”

“One last question” James asked, putting down his empty glass at last.

“Shoot...”

“Where the fuck do you get all the trousers from? I lost three pairs today!”

Ian grinned as he pulled out his phone “Get two more pints in, and I'll show you this place online....”