At the dealership

Axel scrunched up his nose at the piece of junk sputtering into their lot. They sold BMWs here. People who drove shit like that didn't buy BMWs. Lawyers and their trophy wives bought BMWs. But, the door opened and two very attractive young people stepped out. Was this some sort of TikTok thing? On some level, he thought it had to be. Some sort of social media video where they would post about how poorly they were treated just because they drove a shitty car. Probably cap it off with the guy showing a stack of bills and saying he could pay cash. Social media was a fucking trip. No reason to let the dealership get sucked into something like that, just be professional.

"Hey, hello, how are you?" He said in his warmest sales voice, after giving them just a few moments to look around the lot, "What brings you here?"

"Oh, Jacob here, his car is just not up to snuff, and I was hoping to make an upgrade," the girlfriend said. She was a looker. The guy kind of had a dazed look in his eye, and was staring more at his girlfriend than the cars. A early 90s Toyota Tercel? Frankly, Axel agreed with her. Yeah, guy might have been good-looking, better than Axel, but how did he score a girl like this? "I'm Jane, that's Jacob, by the way."

"Axel," he said, offering up his hand. She seemed to stare at him with a critical eye. It made him vaguely uncomfortable. It was like she was staring his forehead, or maybe the puffiness around his chin. She raised her left hand, while offering her own right to shake his. She seemed to smile after a moment, and he suddenly felt his body fall out of balance, like a weight was lifted and no longer pulling him down. His face felt tighter. His hand went to his chin, and couldn't find the double chin that he hated.

"I really don't like the SUVs," Jane declared after a moment, "Makes me feel like a soccer mom. But this is cute." She wandered over to the 540i xDrive, one of their sedans. "Do you have any other colors that this one comes in?"

"Well obviously it comes in black," Axel said, unsure of himself. He kept looking down. What happened to his gut? "Uh, I believe we also have one in York Green. Its... yeah, right over here."

"Hmm, does it come in red?"

"I don't believe that we have one in red, but we can get one here within a week," Car had a sticker price of nearly 60k, they'd juggle to make a sale.

"Oh, I don't want to wait that long," she said. Axel turned to her male companion, Jacob, who didn't seem to be listening. He was just staring at Jane's ass in her jeans. The jeans didn't fit well, but it was a nice ass. "I was really hoping to walk out of here with a new car."

Seriously, where was his gut? It wasn't like Axel had a huge gut, but, it was there. He had some flab, despite going to the gym. Can't out-run the diet, he supposed. But his suit wasn't fitting, and when he tried to discretely pat his belly, it was flat.

"Oooh, I like this," Jane said, flouncing to the next row of cars, "Normally, I don't like white cars. Don't want to show dirt, but I suppose I can just have you wash it for me, Jacob."

"Yes, ma'am," Jacob said. Axel was surprised that the guy could speak; it was the first that he had heard from him.

"This is the 2024 530i, beautiful car, uh, you said you wanted to leave with a new car today? You already have financing in place or you're going to pay in -"

"Oh, no, silly, we're not here to buy a car, we just want a new car. I wish you'd give us this one, I'll make it worth your while." She held up her left hand again. She definitely had something tightly grasped in there. Axel felt pressure in his groin, and suddenly was very aware of his own erection. It felt harder, and bigger.

"Of course, I'll give you a car, I--"

"Who else would need to sign off on this? I don't want to have cops coming after us," she said.

"The managing partner, Terry," Axel said, "He'd have to sign off, and you'd still have to get it titled."

"Well, I wish Terry will agree to do anything you ask of him for the next 24 hours," she said, "You may have noticed some changes in your body. If you go inside and look in a mirror, you would undoubtedly scarcely recognize yourself. I'm just so tired of mediocre looking men, so I decided to make you a hottie. Tell me, Axel, are you married?"

"I've got a girlfriend, uh, we've discussed getting engaged."

"How long have you been together?"

"Three years in January," he said.

"And you haven't asked her to marry you? Shit or get off the pot. God, stop wasting everyone's time, men," she fumed, "What's your girlfriend's name?"

"Samantha," he said. He wanted to stop talking. This wasn't a sale, and he had a very stiff erection, and talking about his personal life was a waste of time when he was on the job. But she'd ask a question, and he felt an overwhelming pressure to answer.

"Well, I wish that you are a devoted and selfless lover for Samantha. You find yourself completely under her control. You won't ever forget an anniversary or a birthday. And nothing gets you more excited than the idea of getting Samantha off with your hands and your tongue. You just fucking love to go down on her. If she want to fuck you after, great, but your first priority is making sure Samantha is well-satisfied."

Axel's knees went weak as he imagined sliding Samantha's panties down, and marveling at her perfect pussy.

"I'll be nice, and I wish that Samantha is healthy, confident and possesses a extremely healthy libido, and will be glad to have you go down on her each and every night, and more than willing to give you exacting orders on what she wants. I wish that you, of course, love to get feedback on your technique and love the chance to improve in your ability to get Samantha off."

Axel panted. He couldn't wait to get off work and get between Samantha's legs. She was a public school teacher and was often home before him. He could just walk in, and get on his knees in front of her in her favorite chair, and give her a foot rub, and then feast on her precious honeypot.

"Now, if you can get the keys to this car, Jacob and I need to get going."

"Yes, right away, ma'am," he said. Jane was a beautiful woman, but the best part about her was her reminding him how much he loved Samantha.