At a Restaurant

[Enter: Wayne, Cathie]

Wayne: This food is quite splendid
A wonderful meal for us to have ended
Our honeymoon on

Cathie: The meal is quite tasty, and positively huge!
Though, I believe it pales in comparison to my news

Wayne: What is so important dear?
Will you not let me hear?

[Enter: Yakiv]

Yakiv: Oh fair lady, of golden hair
I offer you the chance to become a billionaire!

Wayne: What mischief are you here to give?
Do you think I don't recognize you Yakiv?
I saw you buy Sergey that drink
And when his heart struggled I saw you slink
Away pretending he was fine
And now, you offer us a gift as we dine!
You must think us brainless swine!

Yakiv: Why blame me for Sergey's decision?
I've done nothing to earn this derision
If Sergey was truly injured I apologize
But he looked merely drunk to my eyes
I bought him a beer
How was I to know the consequences would be so severe?
I myself had one the same
I feel no worse in mind, or frame

Wayne: What business have you with my wife?
I should warn you against trying to cause any strife

Yakiv: Strife you may call it
But as you will surely admit
When you hear what I have to say
You will thank your lucky stars this day!
To have escaped so easily
A marriage that would be sure to turn out measily

Wayne: Cathie is a woman of honour
I will not hear insinuations of anything improper
Against her

Yakiv: That depends on what you think is right
What if I told you that your wife would soon respect her vows, but leave your sight?
You would not believe me?
Well, well, we shall see

Wayne: I grow tired of this
Say what you will before I call an attendant to dismiss
You from this restaurant

Yakiv: Cathie, do you remember your wedding vows?
My government offers you a billion dollars to end your marriage now
We wish your husband to be separated from you for a time
So we can act according to our own lines

Cathie [gets up slowly and walks over to Wayne]:

Cathie: I remember our wedding day
I said I would take a billion dollars if it meant separating our ways
We have had a nice honeymoon
But there is something I must tell you soon
Now's as good a time as any

[Cathie takes one of Wayne's hands and moves it to her belly, then looks at Yakiv]

Cathie: Yes I remember my wedding vows
When I said them I was merely a bride
Now I am both mother, and wife
There is no amount of gold you can pay
That would convince me to go away
And separate my family

Yakiv: And what of you, Wayne
Do you want to gain
A billion dollars?

Wayne: The gold sure sounds good
But what example would
That set for my little one?

No, I must decline
We will not support your designs
You must look elsewhere to play your games
We will never enter your frame

Yakiv: What is this, you turn down good money
For a baby, and your honey?
Very well, but you should know
The Borderland does not show
Any mercy

[Exit: Yakiv]

Wayne: Cathie hun
You're now a mum
I'm bursting beyond pleased
And that reveal was perfect
A wonderful way to deflect
Yakiv's attempts to break us apart
He does not know how closely we've joined our hearts

[Wayne and Cathie Kiss]

[Enter: Agent Getter]

Agent Getter: I am sorry to interrupt once again
But I have received most alarming reports
The borderland is trying to abduct you Wayne
This is a tactic to which they resort
In order to gain
Information regarding our anti-nuclear defenses

Look out for a diplomatic official
A fellow who will offer a deal sounding most beneficial
You must under no circumstances accept
For if you go with them, you will be kept
In a prison cell, where they will **** you
Until you tell them true
All that you know

[Wayne and Cathie break the kiss, and Wayne turns to Agent Getter]

Wayne: Sorry, I didn't catch that
I was sharing a kiss with my wife

Fini