Ask your Dad for Advice

“So Dad, do you have any advice for me now that I’m a full adult?” you ask.

He looks into the distance, clearly thinking it over. “If you’re not sure whether a woman deserves a spanking, the answer is yes” he finally says. “Don’t worry about what would happen to society or our world if every man spanked as much as you want to today. We get wanting to spank out of our systems much faster than women get needing to be spanked out of theirs, so don’t be stingy. This neighborhood in particular needs another spank-happy young guy pretty badly”

Your mother and sisters nod approvingly at this, and your younger sister tammy giggles