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Nick became very excited. He jumped up, looking around, and ran up to an attractive brunette.

"Hi," he said.

"Hi," she replied, simply.

"Would you mind answering a few questions?" he asked.

"Not at all," said the brunette.

"Okay," said Nick. "Um, do you expect people to grope your chest as a form of greeting?"

The brunette's lips curled upwards slightly. "I'm going to have to go with 'no' there."

"Do you casually talk about the size of men's penises, or ask men how big they are?"

"That's another 'no' from me," the brunette says.

"Are you considering taking off any clothing for my viewing pleasure?" Nick asked.

"Can't say that I am," said the brunette.

Nick was elated: things had gone back to normal!

"Would you be interested in that?" the brunette continued.

Nick was taken a bit by surprise. What was going on? "Uh, yes actually, I'd like that a lot."

The brunette smiled at him. "I may be at a bit of a loose end tonight. If you asked me if I wanted to go out to dinner, I might say yes."

"Wait wait wait," Nick said. "Are you flirting with me?"

The brunette shrugged. "You started it."

"Do people usually flirt with you by asking questions like I just did?"

"No," said the brunette. "You were being refreshingly direct. Well, not *quite* direct, more like talking very very obviously around the subject of sex with me." she added. "I was curious where it might lead. Does that mean you don't want to have dinner?"

Nick frowned.