Ask Aunt Agony

Aunt Agony is ready to listen. To all your mewling questions. Your pathetic innermost secrets.

She will not be kind. She will not be fair. You are little more than unwanted specks upon her expensive boots. Yet she will answer. Offering you empty-headed cumrags just a little spark of wisdom. A slap across the cheeks that may yet redden up into something you'll remember, the next time your desperate, ditsy ignorance gets you into trouble again.