Ask Alice What The Strangest Place She Ever Masturbated Was..

“Strangest place you have ever masturbated?” I grinned.

“Oh god. Good one.” Alice blushed and pursed her lips. “You sure you want to hear it?”

“Definitely.” I nodded. She had started it.

“In the laundry room?” She pointed with the comb.

“Why there?” I glanced over.

“I had the dryer on spin cycle with full load.” Alice giggled. Suddenly I got why there. I pictured her tits jiggling as she road the dryer on full tilt. That had to be one hell of a vibrator.

“Wow.” I gave Alice a look of surprise.

“That is what I said.” Alice giggled. “The worst part was mom almost caught me. She came home about a minute after I got off. Literally and figuratively.”

“Oh crap.” I started to laugh at the thought of her mom walking in on her.

“I know. I almost died from embarrassment since I didn't even hear her come in given what I was doing. She wanted to have a conversation and I am there in my wet panties trying to unload the dryer and act normal. I have no clue what we were even talking about. Needless to say I never tried it again for fear of getting caught.” Alice laughed. She probably deserved some kind of acting award for pulling that off. “Of course now you have to tell me..”

“Nothing outside of the bedroom and the shower.” I shook my head. Mostly because I was afraid who would come home.

“Oh the shower is fun. I have totally done that.”Alice said bluntly. “Bathes or my favorite though since I can just lay enjoy myself and wallow in the tub afterwards. Showers just make you feel like you are trying to beat a timer before the warm water runs out though the shower head can be fun to play with.” Alice giggled

“Alice.” I gave her a look as i glanced back. I wasn't so much surprised as stunned by the image of it in my head.

“Just saying sweetie. I don't know about for you guys but for a girl it's a major thrill. Told you I would tell you something that might turn you on didn't I?” Alice tussled my hair and tuned on the trimmed. “I am going to trim up your neck line now.”

“Okay.” I nodded and Alice pushed my head forward and trimmed up my neckline.

“There we go. How does that feel?” Alice run her fingers through the short hairs making my toes curl. I always loved the feel of running my fingers through my hair after a hair cut but it was almost electric to have her do it.

“Tickles.” I smiled.

“Now the front.” Alice came around and leaned over in front of me. Her tits hanging down in camisole in front of me.

“And this is why you wanted to do this.” I grinned looking at her cleavage.

“Yep. Totally so I could **** you with these.” Alice gave them a shake making them swing from side to side in her bra. “If you want I can go grab an apron if it bothers you to much.”

“It is fine. Like you said I have to get used to it.” I smiled.

“You sure? I was only going to wear the apron and nothing underneath.” Alice snipped at my bangs.

“Yes.”

“Yes I should grab it or...” Alice pointed with the scissors

“Yes I am sure that you are fine as is.” I laughed.

“I think so.” Alice winked. Though that would make a sexy shot. Her in the apron.

“Sorry if they swing a bit. This is an old bra. It is super comfy but the elastic bands aren't as tight as they used to be.” Alice moved to the other side. Her breast swinging like one of those newtons cradle things that people kept on there desk.

“It is very hypnotic.” I smiled enjoying the view.

“I know right. You are getting horny. Very horny.” Alice playfully swung her breast back and forth in front of me. “Your dick is getting hard. Very very hard.”

“Stop that.” I pointed. Alice finished up my hair

“There all done. What do you think?” Alice asked running her hand through it.

“It feels nice. Thank you. I am sure sis will appreciate it.” I ran my own had through it and then grabbed my shirt and pulled it on then I helped clean up the mess and we headed for the mall.

We got there little later then intended but still before noon. We got lucky and found a good parking spot near the main entrance at the center of the mall. I knew better then to even try parking near the food court or anything remotely teen related. Usually I had to go through one of the old department stores which were always good if you were looking for a bargain as they were not as popular as the smaller flashier shops these days and typically drew in an older crowd.

“ooh we got to get a shot on the merry go round since no one is on it now.” Alice pointed. It was the first thing one saw coming in this way. I was actually surprised no one was on it but then I had never seen more then a few people on it at a time at the most.

“Okay.” I shrugged and we paid and got on. Alice climbing on a horse and flashing her panties. It was funny how they could titillate me even though I had seen her in her panties this morning. Perhaps it was the fact we were in public though I doubt I would ever get used to actually seeing them and not getting excited by it. I sat down and took a few pictures of her as I sat in a sleigh that was probably meant more for parents with babies and such. She looked like a big kid striking different poses on the horse even riding side saddle like a lady and flashing me a little up skirt as she changed positions. When the ride came to an end we were facing the main window looking out over the parking lot. She hoped off and went over to the pole and stroke a pose wrapping one leg around the pole and leaning back looking like a stripper.

“Alice.” I laughed but raised the camera up and snapped the shot real quick.

“What. No one can see.” Alice smiled and we got off as I followed her out.

“You are so bad.” I whispered as I caught up as a few people had started to form a line to get on next. No doubt hearing the music from the two of us on it.

“But you know you love me.” Alice glanced back. We made our way to a gift store next that I had never been in. Some of the stuff was a little out of my price range and more high end. It was lovely but most of it was stuff Nicky would never actually buy herself being more of a flea market kind of girl. Alice ended up getting a nice white and gold photo album to put wedding pictures in.

“You sure she doesn't have one yet.” Alice asked.

“Positive considering I haven't taken the photos yet.” I smiled. I was certain not even Nicky had thought that far ahead.

“I will still give her a card but I think she will need a large album for all the kick ass photos you take.” Alice smiled. It seemed a fitting gift considering Alice was my date to the wedding.

“Where to next?” I asked following her lead.

“The novelty store if you don't mind. I want to look around a bit.” Alice smiled as she looked at her phone and texted something. "Unless there is somewhere you want to go?"

"We did my stuff yesterday so I am all yours for today." I gave a little shrug. “Who are you texting?”

“Ginny wants to know if I can do fake nails. Which I totally can.” Alice held up her hand.

“Yours are fake?” I gave her a look. I would have never guessed. I mean they looked nice but they didn't look like what I expected fake nails to look like. They were more subtle. Alice liked to look good but she never over did it.

“Yep. I don't get them super long like some girls since I am active with cheer leading and stuff and keep the colors neutral for school so no one can complain. I constantly have to fix them because I chew my nails when I am alone and bored so I have gotten pretty at redoing them.” Alice shrugged.

“Or stressed in class. You don't chew on them but I have seen you bite your nail when you are thinking.” I smiled which now made me sound like a stalker.

“I guess I do. I have a habit of chewing on stuff. It is one of my bad habits I don't like to admit. I have a thing on my desk that is full of pencils with no erasers and bite marks from where I have chewed on them. I guess you could say I have an oral fixation so I am trying to break the habit which is why I bought these.” Alice reached into her purse and pulled out two suckers and raised them up to breast level and twirled them suggestively in front of her nipples. “Sucker.”

“Alice.” I held up a hand and shook it to say no thanks. I wanted to suck on something but it wasn't the sucker but close at the moment. “Are you this bad around other guys?”

“Definitely not.” Alice put one of them away and opened the other. “I can't joke with most guys like I do you. I do it mostly because it makes you smile and blush which I totally love. You are always so serious and gloomy at school so I like making you smile.” Alice took my arm in her and popped the lollipop in her mouth. “You can tell me if I take things a bit to far.”

“No. I kind of like it.” I smiled.

“You don't think I am to egotistical do you?”

“What? I gave her a look

“About my looks and stuff. Like my nails and wanting you to take pictures and stuff. I am sure I can come off as a little shallow.” Alice frowned.

“If you have it flaunt it right.” I shrugged.

“Its not that I am vein. Its just. You saw me in middle school. I know what it is like to be picked on and stuff which is why I go out of my way to look nice.” Alice shrugged. I guess she felt like sharing now.

“Trust me. I know better then anyone what that is like so I totally understand.” I shook my head. I had just stopped caring what other thought of me was the difference between us.

“I typically say thank you when someone complements my looks because I really mean it. There are times I don't always feel so pretty. When you told me my boobs had gotten bigger the first thing that popped in my head was I was getting fat even though my other clothes still fit.” Alice frowned.

“Not a chance and even if you did you still look hot as hell.”

“Now your just full of it but I appreciate the effort.”Alice gave me a shoulder bump.

“Some guys like a girl with curves. I know even if you did put on weight you would still have your beauty. It still be the same smiling face and kind heart. There would be just a little more of you to love is all.” I smiled.

“I love you.” She laid her head on my should and then stopped dead in her tracks and covered her mouth. “Oh shit. I just said that out loud didn't I.” Alice blushed as she looked at me or in my general direction as she had trouble making eye contact.

“No take backs." I joked. "It's fine. I...” I started to say and she put a hand over my mouth.

“Don't.” Alice shook her head. “Don't say it just because I did. When you say it I want to know you really mean it and are not just saying it because you think I want to hear it back.” Alice gave me a serious look.

“Okay.” I nodded and leaned in and gave her a light kiss on the lips catching her a little by surprise.

“What was that?” Alice giggled and touched her lips

“Me saying thank you. I am terrible with words.” I shook my head feeling a little flush in the face myself.

“You do okay at times.” Alice lowered her head as she blushed and took my hand in hers. Something that caught me by surprise as I hadn't even noticed till we were already holding hands. “Can I ask. Have you ever talked dirty to a girl? You just seem like you go out of your way to be nice but you have to cut loose a little at some point right.” And like that she avoided the fact that we were holding hands in public.

“No.” I shook my head.

“Not even in a text?” Alice looked at me.

“Definitely not. I would be to worried I would say the wrong thing or the wrong person would read the text. I have enough trouble dealing with people directly face to face and it is easy to take a text out of context so it just doesn't appeal to me.”

“Okay how about just dirty talk then. Tell me something dirty. Try it out.” Alice teased.

“Here?” I glanced around. Granted the place wasn't pact but there were people around.

“Why not. It make it all the hotter since we are in public.” Alice put my arm around her shoulder so she could get closer and talk softer. Her breast rubbing against my chest. “Tell me something dirty that you think I might like. Say something about my boobs and what you would want to do to them just try to make it hot. I promise I won't get offended or anything if it is to bad.”