Asia’s Little Helper

You go home and enter the house, contemplating what to do about Asia. She’s hot enough to be a perfect friend, but her shyness is embarrassing.

As you enter the kitchen, your mother sees you.

“Penny for your thoughts, dear.”

“Oh, I was just thinking about Asia.”

“Your friend?”

“Yes, she’d be a perfect friend if only she was more outgoing.”

“I might have a solution, dear.”

“Really? You’re the best, mom.”

“My mom friend, Alyssa, has this experimental **** that cures introvertedness. Her company has it in early stage trials. It’s supposed to have some side effects, like massive increases in libido, but it might be perfect for her.”

“Massive increases in libido? Is that a bad thing?”

Your mom laughs. “I was holding some for her, but you can have it.”

“How would I get her to take it? I don’t think she’d agree to it.”

“Don’t tell her, dear. Just be a good friend and bring her a smoothie in the morning.”

You laugh. “That’s brilliant, mom.”

“Thanks, Brandi, where do you think you get it from.”

The next morning you meet the girls, smoothie in hand.

“Asia, I was feeling like we were ignoring you, so I brought you a little peace offering.”

You hand her the smoothie.

She gives you a reserved smile. “Thanks, Brandi.”

“It’s your favorite. Make sure to drink it all.”

Farrah eyes you, as Asia heads off to class.

“What was that about? You getting soft?”

“Don’t be silly. Asia needs a little help to stay in our clique. I gave it to her.”

Farrah looks at you quizzically.

“Her smoothie is **** with something that will make her more outgoing.”

Farrah giggles. “That’s positively evil.”

You laugh. “She’ll thank me in a week.”

You head to class.

You run into Brad at lunch.

“So, Brad, did Farrah break up with you?”

“Yes, she did. I suppose that’s your doing?”

You thrust out your breasts and flip your hair. “No why would I do that?”

He laughs. “So I find myself without a girlfriend…”

“Care to trade up?”

“Why not? Will you go out with me, Brandi?”

“Certainly. I’ll text you when and what we’re doing.”

You head home with a feeling of accomplishment.