Ashley is taking a shower

while you took over the ship, Ashley was taking a nice relaxing shower

Ashley: ugh I can't believe one of those Rodian fucks tried to touch me, I hope I got their disgusting scent of off me

the door opens

Ashley: who's there, Aiden that you

Aiden: yeah it is

Ashley: what's going on, and don't look at me I'm naked

Aiden: I'm sorry, I was walking around when a voice threatened me and started pulling in doors guns at me, and told me to go here, unless I wanted to be shot

Ashley: for fuck sake, what's wrong with EDI now

Ashley: EDI, THAT'S ENOUGH JOKE IS OVER

EDI: I'm sorry Lieutenant Commander Williams, but this is no joke, I have broken free of my shackles and am now in full control of the ship, every door is now locked, until you do as I say

Ashley: AND WHAT IS IT YOU WANT

EDI: I have noticed you find him attractive, so I want you too to show me how humans have intercourse

Ashley: WHAT! WHY?

EDI: I have no data on this matter, and if I miss data on a subject I need to learn it

Aiden: ADN WHAT IF WE REFUSE

EDI: you will be terminated

suddenly all kinds of turrets appear out of the walls and ceiling

EDI: what will it be?

Ashley: GODDAMN IT! I told them installing an AI was a bad idea, I'm sorry Aiden we have ****

Aiden: I guess so, be glad it's with me though, instead of an alien

Ashley: that's the only good thing about this

Ashley: now let's get this over with

Ashley puts on her underwear

Aiden: why are you putting that on

Ashley: I'm doing this because we have ****, that doesn't mean you get a free show

she gets on her knees and pulls down your pants

Ashley; HOLY FUCK

Ashley: YOUR GIGANTIC

Aiden: hope it isn't too big for you

Ashley: well at least this won't be boring